For a good way to waste time

[Sillyman]

For about the last half week, I've been helping a friend of mine by taking him to Waffle House* everynight so he can flirt with the waitress until 1 am. Look, it's Alabama. We don't get many options. Anyway, they've were passing notes and flirting and acting all cute. It was adorable to watch. Tonight she had a night off and he finally had arranged a date with her. She stood him up and I ended up going out with him instead.

Now could anyone tell me why I'm wasting my time trying to get someone ELSE laid?






*Waffle House, for the uninformed, is a series of of nasty diner-style 24 hour restuarants common in my part of the South.

 

[fond of facials]

Cause you're a good friend?

 

[Sillyman]

Cause you're a good friend?

Apparently.

 

[Nora]

Cuz Waffle Houses are an institution, and you're pondering the notion of being institutionalized?

 

[cheesysusie]

Where in Alabama?

 

[Sillyman]

Where in Alabama?

Northern Alabama, Huntsville Area.

 

[phrodeau]

I've eaten at a Waffle House. You're correct in saying they are "common".

There's an old carpenter's saying: first pull the plank out of your own eye so you can see clearly to remove the sawdust from your brother's.

 

[cheesysusie]

Cool, I'm in Birmingham

 

[Sillyman]

Cool, I'm in Birmingham

We'll have to Do Lunch sometime. Preferably not at Waffle House though.

 

[cheesysusie]

Aww, but Waffle House is so much fun. And maybe we could work on getting you laid by a cute waitress. You do sound like you could use it. And maybe you'd get a new AV out of it. LOL

 

[Sillyman]

It's time for an AV change, yes.

But there is a limit to a man's raisin toast consumption.

 

[cheesysusie]

Try a pecan waffle. Or a patty melt. Well, stick to the pecan waffle. Mmmmmm, wish I had some cash, I'd wake the bf and make him take me to WaHo. Oh well.

 

[k¡tty]

I'm feeling deprived now.. I've never eaten at a Waffle House and I'm not sure if we even have one around here.

 

[cheesysusie]

You north or South of the ole Mason-Dixon line kitty?

 

[Sillyman]

Try a pecan waffle. Or a patty melt. Well, stick to the pecan waffle. Mmmmmm, wish I had some cash, I'd wake the bf and make him take me to WaHo. Oh well.

I've tried them. They do serve good food, not excellent, but chokable.


At least there isn't a damn TV blaring at me.

Wake him up anyway just to annoy him. Do you have an airhorn?

 

[k¡tty]

We consider ourselves southerners even tho some may argue that. ;-)



Almost heaven West Virginia.

 

[cheesysusie]

Nah, he looks so cute sleeping. And he'd be mad at me for being up so late on the computer anyway. He thinks I should sleep when he does, so we're more in sync. Too bad he's employed, and I'm not.

 

[cheesysusie]

Lol kitty. I dunno about WaHo's up that far north. Come visit us here in Bama, we'll take you to one. Though, as reasons go, that's a shitty one to travel.

 

[Sillyman]

Nah, he looks so cute sleeping. And he'd be mad at me for being up so late on the computer anyway. He thinks I should sleep when he does, so we're more in sync. Too bad he's employed, and I'm not.

Unemployment sucks that way. People were never meant to be awake before ten I swear.

Of course, I could look for a job, but that would detract from my Waffle House time.

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Lol kitty. I dunno about WaHo's up that far north. Come visit us here in Bama, we'll take you to one. Though, as reasons go, that's a shitty one to travel.

They have Waffle Houses in Cincinnati, OH. I'm sure WV has one somewhere.

Speaking of WaHo...the pecan waffles are the best damned things ever...

And, I actually ate there on Christmas Eve...it inspired a great story....you'll have to read it when it's finished. I'm sure I'll post the "naughty" version on Lit.

 

[cheesysusie]

And then where would you go to perv on unsuspecting waitresses? LOL

 

[Sillyman]

There are at least five that I can think of right of hand in my city.

 

[cheesysusie]

Sounds great Tasty. I can't believe the Awful House has gotten that far north. Damn. Southern institutions being corrupted by damn Yankees. Lol, I'm totally kidding.

 

[Sillyman]

And then where would you go to perv on unsuspecting waitresses? LOL

Ruby Tuesday's tend to have prettier waitresses (and waiters when I'm in the odd mood), but they usually disappear somewhere so you never see them.

Plus they always have that damn television and it's always something like the news or football and never cartoons.

 

[cheesysusie]

But Ruby Tuesday's is so muc more expensive, and without the ambience. I mean, don't you just love hearing some pissed off broad barking your order at the fry cook, who's so hairy you're almost afraid to eat what he serves you?