For a good time call 1-800-OOHBABY

[shereads]

Other than sex with someone in the same room or even the same time zone...is anything more satisfying than phone sex?

What makes phone sex good for you?

Can you tell when ....


Oooh, I'm giddy just thinking about it.










*No, it's a made-up number. I wouldn't dial it if I were you.

 

[QuirkyK]

Phone sex rocks!!! I think it's the fact that you hear but can't see or feel the other person, very mysterious and erotic.

But, hey, that's just me!!!

 

[whispering_surrender]

To be honest....if it's phone sex or nothing, I'll take phone sex. But nothing compares to the real thing. The feel, the sight, the taste, the smell of having your lover close. It all adds to the experience for me, from the touch of their hand to the feel of their breath against your skin. It's a hard act for phone sex to try to live up to....

Whisper

 

[KillerMuffin]

What makes phone sex good for you?

Setting the ringer to vibrate.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Why stop at phone sex? Why not:

Citizens' Band sex (sample:" Touch yourself 10-4" "I'm so wet 10-4" "You're such a slut 10-4" "Oooh! I'm Cumming 10-4!")

Telegraph sex in Morse code (sample: ...--- -- - ..-. --- .- --? --.- .. .-.! -.- .-. -- - ---------........----...----------!)

Semaphore sex

Smoke signal sex

Sex with an Aldiss lamp

Jungle drum sex

---dr.M.

 

[Dirt Man]

Re: Re: For a good time call 1-800-OOHBABY

Setting the ringer to vibrate.

I haven't stopped laughing since reading this. Thanks KM.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Quasimodem]

Sorry guys!

From what I can understand, phone sex only works for people who have had an imaginary friend when they were young.

(And still eat alone in restaurants at a table for two.)

 

[whispering_surrender]

Re: Re: For a good time call 1-800-OOHBABY

Setting the ringer to vibrate.

Between that and your signature.....I might stop laughing next week....

Whisper

 

[shereads]

Sorry guys!

From what I can understand, phone sex only works for people who have had an imaginary friend when they were young.

Ben was not imaginary!!!!! Say that again, and he'll crush you with his tentacles. Right after he confirms our table at The Palm.

You know, Quasi, if I were a betting woman and one who gave out my phone number online and accepted collect calls from sexy pornographers, I'd be willing to bet I could talk you to a climax so wet and hard, half the technicians at your local phone company would get "swimmer's ear."

Too bad I don't gamble.

 

[QuirkyK]

From what I can understand, phone sex only works for people who have had an imaginary friend when they were young.

Um, sorry darlin'....I have to disagree. Yes, I did have an imaginary friend when I was young....LOL...BUT....

YOU obviously have never experienced it OR you don't like talking dirty during sex....

And to shereads: You rock girl! Go get him!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

ella, I'm sending you my phone no. via PM. I'll just pretend my imaginary friend is a penis.

Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

Semaphore sex

Smoke signal sex

Sex with an Aldiss lamp

Jungle drum sex

Dont know about the sex but I have seen excerpts of "Wuthering Heights" in semaphore and "Julias Ceasar" on an Aldiss lamp. (can't remember the others)

What I would seriously like to know is, do deaf people 'sign dirty' when in flagrente? I do know that the London colloquial BSL sign for fuck is two handed, so if that holds true then 'signing dirty' is going to interrupt a lot. (The teacher didn't mention any 'mucky' words in class)

Phone sex? I don't know. Thrilling perhaps but not entirely satisfying unless it's just before you set off for home/meeting place for some afternoon delight.

Gauche

 

[Icingsugar]

From what I can understand, phone sex only works for people who have had an imaginary friend when they were young.

(And still eat alone in restaurants at a table for two.)

Bah!

It's also for horny bastards who can't, for one reason or the other, get their hands on eachother at the nonemt.

Just had a looong session today. My baby is 200 miles away, so it's the only possible option at the moment. Except porn, which isn't even half as fun.

She says hi, by the way.

 

[OldnotDead]

I like it.

I'm with Whisper. First choice is definitely real thing.

Got an older model phone, so havent' tried KM's method. But I'm due for an upgrade. I'll make sure I get a vibrating one. I'll report back.