Floriduh Mens

[JackLuis]

Florida Man Arrested After Falling Asleep During Home Burglary

Florida Man Shoots Self In Head To See If Round In Chamber

Ob's he's not an NRA member!

Florida Man Killed By Alligator When Fleeing Deputiesww.brevardtimes.com/2015/12/florida-man-killed-by-alligator-when-fleeing-deputies/amp/

The Sheriff’s Office said that 22-year-old Matthew Riggins of Palm Bay, Florida, whose body was discovered in a Barefoot Bay lake on November 23, drowned as a result of the alligator attack.

During the recovery of Riggins’ body, Sheriff’s Dive Team members encountered a large alligator aggressively approaching the area where the body was located. Due to trauma observed on the body, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission trapper was called and an alligator approximately 11-foot in length was trapped and euthanized. A forensic examination of the alligator located remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins inside the alligator’s stomach.

Not jut stupid men!

Wife Finds Strange Florida Woman Asleep In Husband’s Clothes

DELTONA, Florida – When a 72-year-old Deltona woman awoke Sunday morning to find a strange woman wearing her husband’s clothes in their guest bedroom, she immediately assumed the worst.

As it turned out, infidelity wasn’t the explanation. The intruder also wasn’t sleepwalking, as she had allegedly claimed.

She was hiding from Volusia County Sheriff’s deputies who had been searching for 22-year-old Eryn Rice ever since she broke free earlier on Sunday morning while being handcuffed for shoplifting.

Floriduh, it's a damp heat!

 

[phrodeau]

I think that Floridians aren’t any more stupid than other state residents. I think the press in Florida is just more likely to write about them.

 

[JackLuis]

I think that Floridians aren’t any more stupid than other state residents. I think the press in Florida is just more likely to write about them.

After reading more articles from the Brevard Times, it seems that are a lot of dumb asses in Florida, however Alabamans seem to be just as stupid. Maybe it's the grits?

 

[jomar]

Yeah, but when you read Florida man... and see the accompanying picture with the whacked out hair, it just puts a smile on your face and makes your day brighter.