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Glad to see everyone and welcome to all the new people.:kiss: :kiss:

Feelin' Naughty hun I may be going for the weekend but I will be online LOL Who is it that you think fixes everyones computers down there ;)

I am spending tonight at my gf's house so I can kid sit tomorrow and play. (He's so cute!) I will also fix her computer and she has a cable modem!

Mom and Dad have my old computer. They only have a dial-up connection but I will survive!! LOL :rolleyes: :kiss: :kiss:
 
hatara said:
Glad to see everyone and welcome to all the new people.:kiss: :kiss:

Feelin' Naughty hun I may be going for the weekend but I will be online LOL Who is it that you think fixes everyones computers down there ;)

I am spending tonight at my gf's house so I can kid sit tomorrow and play. (He's so cute!) I will also fix her computer and she has a cable modem!

Mom and Dad have my old computer. They only have a dial-up connection but I will survive!! LOL :rolleyes: :kiss: :kiss:

man, where were you two weeks ago when my puter quit on me??! :eek: I was offline for almost 48 hours! I had severe withdrawls. Dr. B thought he would have to take me to the emergency room.

Seriously, I had a file in Internet Explorer 6 go bad (corrupted?) and since IE is a component of Windows ME it screwed everything up. I couldn't even boot the thing in safe mode! Had to clear the hard drive and start all over. The worst part is that I didn't have a clue what I was doing. hehe I seem to learn more by trial and error than any other way, or maybe it's like ebony and my Mom says, "the good Lord watches over orphans and idiots."

I have had cable for nearly as long as I've had a computer, I love it! Have fun and stay safe :kiss: FN
 
Hi there waterman32937, you sound yummy! :p I know you will enjoy Lit!
ebonyeyes, our surfer man is a former Texan!

welcome to Lit. likes2play, keep on posting and get to know some of the folks here, who knows.......... ;)
 
Tampa/St.Pete

flaguy45 said:
Hey another chance to be a VIRGIN again WHUPEEEE!!
Hi all 45 M divorced.
Anybody else from the Tampa St Pete area?

Hey Flaguy45,

I live in St. Pete. Welcome!!!!
 
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ebonyeyes1998 said:


Well dear,, let's start a trend!!!:D

I like starting new trends!!!:D

I've got the vodka and the peach schnaaps..... come on over!!!
:rose: :kiss: :rose:
 
hatara said:
Congrats ebonyeyes on losing your virginity and as a friend said to me it didn't even hurt this time;) :kiss: :kiss:

jamor would you consider becoming one of my professors??:kiss:

flaguy45 welcome to the Florida Directory I am headed that way this weekend but live in Gainesville. I do know there are several people from that are on lit though. Look around you'll find a few of them.:rose:


I'll be more than happy to be your Professor Hatara, but I'll let you know right now that there's lots of homework and most of it is oral!!!!!:D

I also grade on a "sliding scale" and I'm very "hard" on my students!!!!!:p
 
ebonyeyes1998 said:
Hey!!!! I'd like to take this time to thank those of you who so wonderfully helped me lose my virginity. Let's all observe a moment of silence........Ok that's long enough.

Congrats EbonyEyes!!! I lost mine earlier in the week at, of all places, the nastiest sex ever thread!! :D

And as you can see, I haven't looked back!!!

Got my AV all picked out and can't wait to hit 100!!!
 
NOT FAIR!!!!

jamor9 said:


Congrats EbonyEyes!!! I lost mine earlier in the week at, of all places, the nastiest sex ever thread!! :D

And as you can see, I haven't looked back!!!

Got my AV all picked out and can't wait to hit 100!!!

You joined after me jamor, how is it I am still a virgin and you are on your way to getting an avatar??!??

I have got to get on here more often. I have to stop trying to read all the stories and post more.
 
Neener, Neener!!!

casper3110 said:


You joined after me jamor, how is it I am still a virgin and you are on your way to getting an avatar??!??

I have got to get on here more often. I have to stop trying to read all the stories and post more.


You need to do like I do and open up 2 or 3 windows and just concentrate on the threads!!!
 
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jamor9 said:



You need to do like I do and open up 2 or 3 windows and just concentrate on the threads!!!


Would if I could, but I have a *gasp* Macintosh that is running the lowest system it can run and still connect to the internet. If I tried to open more than 2 windows it would gasp, choke, and wonder why I was being so mean to it. I haven't gotten one of those new fangled cable modems. My computer isn't capable of connecting to it.
 
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casper3110 said:



Would if I could, but I have a *gasp* Macintosh that is running the lowest system it can run and still connect to the internet. If I tried to open more than 2 windows it would gasp, choke, and wonder why I was being so mean to it. I haven't gotten one of those new fangled cable modems. My computer isn't capable of connecting to it.

Sorry about the Mac!! :(

I can't get a cable modem where I live... I'm on the border of 2 diffeent cable co's in the middle of no where and neither of them have put cable modems out this far yet!!!

But at least I can open more than one window at a time!!!! :p
 
OK now......

Am I the only one who posts here who doesn't have a life??? I feel like I'm all alone now :(
 
Well thank you Hatara, Feeling Naughty and Casper, you make a guy feel most welcome!
So where did you say you were throwing a party this weekend Hatara? Is it BYOB?
 
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jamor9 said:



You need to do like I do and open up 2 or 3 windows and just concentrate on the threads!!!

ahhhh yes, but have you posted the wrong response on a thread yet? Depending on the thread it could be very embarrassing! :eek:

You're not alone darlin' , my "life" is out of town on a job so here I sit. :)
 
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Feelin' Naughty said:


ahhhh yes, but have you posted the wrong response on a thread yet? Depending on the thread it could be very embarrassing! :eek:

You're not alone darlin' , my "life" is out of town on a job so here I sit. :)

No Naughty, I haven't posted on the wrong thread yet, but that might be fun!!!

Hell, I'll be right over to join you on your porch then, but can you make me some unsweet tea? I can handle a lot of seet things, but no sugar in my tea thank you very much!! I guess I'm just sweet enough!!
:D

:rose: :kiss: :rose:
 
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jamor9 said:


Hell, I'll be right over to join you on your porch then, but can you make me some unsweet tea? I can handle a lot of seet things, but no sugar in my tea thank you very much!! I guess I'm just sweet enough!!
:D

:rose: :kiss: :rose:

You got it! It will be brewed and iced down by the time you get here. but hey, aren't you one of the ones that was talking about sweet adult beverages the other night? I used to like them, and I do have a huge sweet tooth, but I just can't handle them anymore. Guess I'm getting old? NEVER!
 
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Feelin' Naughty said:


You got it! It will be brewed and iced down by the time you get here. but hey, aren't you one of the ones that was talking about sweet adult beverages the other night? I used to like them, and I do have a huge sweet tooth, but I just can't handle them anymore. Guess I'm getting old? NEVER!

Oh hell yeah, I like those sweet adult beverages!!! You wouoldn't have to worry about drinking them, I just suck them out of your belly button!!!!:p :p
 
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jamor9 said:


Oh hell yeah, I like those sweet adult beverages!!! You wouoldn't have to worry about drinking them, I just suck them out of your belly button!!!!:p :p

wooohooo, I DO like the way you think! ;)
 
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Feelin' Naughty said:


wooohooo, I DO like the way you think! ;)

Shall we try the fuzzy navel???? Like I said before, I've got the vodka and the schaps!!!.... and my tongue is more than ready!:p

I would, of course let a bit leak out of your navel and let it run down your body, then I'd lick it up too.:p
 
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jamor9 said:


Shall we try the fuzzy navel???? Like I said before, I've got the vodka and the schaps!!!.... and my tongue is more than ready!:p

I would, of course let a bit leak out of your navel and let it run down your body, then I'd lick it up too.:p

ummm ummm ummm sounds delicious! Be warned though, I hate to be sticky, you have to get every last drop :D

btw, where is this beach that you trip over nude bodies? I hate tan lines!
 
I have been remiss in my role as Welcome Wagon lady

Hello Aqualung! Welcome to Lit. Hope you enjoy it as much as the rest of us addicts!
 
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Feelin' Naughty said:


ummm ummm ummm sounds delicious! Be warned though, I hate to be sticky, you have to get every last drop :D

btw, where is this beach that you trip over nude bodies? I hate tan lines!

Oh, I would make sure that you weren't sticky anymore!! You's be very wet, but not sticky!!!:D

Just think.... we could develop a new drink... we could call it a fuzzy pussy!!!! :p

I usually trip over my nude bodies on Anastasia Beach here in St. Aug, but thus far this year I haven't tripped over any nudes.
It's really starting to piss me off!!

Cum on down tomorrow and let me trip over you!!!!!:kiss:
 
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jamor9 said:


Oh, I would make sure that you weren't sticky anymore!! You's be very wet, but not sticky!!!:D

Just think.... we could develop a new drink... we could call it a fuzzy pussy!!!! :p

I usually trip over my nude bodies on Anastasia Beach here in St. Aug, but thus far this year I haven't tripped over any nudes.
It's really starting to piss me off!!

Cum on down tomorrow and let me trip over you!!!!!:kiss:

Hey wait just a minute here,,, fuzzy navel body shots was my idea!!!!!! dangit!!! Naughty you squeezin in on my man????
 
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ebonyeyes1998 said:


Hey wait just a minute here,,, fuzzy navel body shots was my idea!!!!!! dangit!!! Naughty you squeezin in on my man????

Hey ebony eyes.... there's plenty of me to go around, and we'll give you all the credit for the fuzzy, fuzzy navel, but I get the credit for the fuzzy pussy!!:p
 
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