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Hey Kym

Ha. HA. LA my butt! Well, some counties in the Panhandle did try to leave FL and join AL a few years back. But that's a long story.

Out of bed at 1:30AM? Have you baked your brain in the sun? You should be in MY bed working up a sweat at that time of the morning.
 
Re: Hey Kym

pcolabill said:
Ha. HA. LA my butt! Well, some counties in the Panhandle did try to leave FL and join AL a few years back. But that's a long story.

Out of bed at 1:30AM? Have you baked your brain in the sun? You should be in MY bed working up a sweat at that time of the morning.

Yea, I remember that, sort of like the Keys becoming their own country. Just kinda fades away........:rolleyes:
Hey Bill, I was only teasing about the L.A. thing. Please don't take offence. I have a cheeky side and at times I can't control it.

The only thing the sun has done is browned my skin.
Work is the curse of the perverted class and I have to earn a paycheck to pay for my net service so I can (cum) here. At least with going in so early, I am off in time to catch a little time in the sun and run my errands in the light of day.
Places a helluva strain on my social life, but nothing I can't deal with. Just have to have a man who is accomidating to my hours. Besides...... Sex is great at any time of day! :p

-kym- Morning, noon, and night time perv.... :D
 
G'Day All

Counties wishing to leave the great state of Florida, indeed!! Should have let them, traitors all!:mad:

"Lower Alabama" was a tongue in cheek discription of days gone by. Kenny Stabler came up with the name I like to use, he calls it the "Redneck Riviera".

:p
Speaking of tongues, How have ya been Miss Kym?
 
Re: G'Day All

donlslc said:

:p
Speaking of tongues, How have ya been Miss Kym?

Hiya Donlslc! I've been better than most, not as good as others!
How's life treating you up in L.A.? Still raining? Since You said that last week, we've been getting downpours here in S.Fla. Not blaming you Dear, But.......:rolleyes: Just teasing!



-kym- waving to Donlslc up in the panhandle :nana:
 
Tongue in where?

I know it was a just a little yank on the chain. I didn't take it seriously. Besides, I just live here; I'm not a native. And after those idiots in S. Florida fucked up the election, this state is sorta embarrassing. And Redneck Riviera is appropriate, but mostly for the LA coast. And if "The Snake" would stop with the mullett toss at the Florabama and getting arrested for drunk driving, it might just help the image of this place. But I doubt it.

So, Kym, what part of the state do you reside in? And do you need help with the sunscreen?
 
Re: Tongue in where?

pcolabill said:
after those idiots in S. Florida fucked up the election, this state is sorta embarrassing.
So, Kym, what part of the state do you reside in? And do you need help with the sunscreen?


Erm.... Bill?? I happen to be both a native and I reside in S. Fl. >>cough<< :eek: I was pretty embarrassed with the whole chad thing as well, but what can I say? I didn't have any problem with the butterfly ballot. For what its worth, I am a product of the much ridiculed Dept. of Florida Education; and I had no difficulty with voting, nor did any others that I know. It was those who are from the "northern regions" who couldn't make heads nor tails of a simple ballot and ended up making Florida the brunt of all jokes. As if we needed more jokes about us, what with our geriatric population, the evil rat's kingdom in the centre of our state, eating up our natural resources, human's washing up on our shores like mad,algal blooms on our corral reefs from toxins being pumped into our oceans, oh dear... the list goes on.... but I digress.
Just goes to further prove that being from the South does not equate to stupidity!

I can always use someone to apply sunscreen Bill, are you volunteering?? How's tomorrow sound? I'm free if you are. :D

-kym- oil me up :cool:
 
No Civil War in Fla.

Howdy Folks!
No sense starting a North/South Florida civil war here. The fact that, among others, Wisconsin, New Mexico and Oregon all had recount problems only shows that the Electorial College is a NATIONAL idiocity. "Sorry people, but your 49.5% of the votes don't amount to shit!" It was just that this state made or broke the election.
:confused:

:rose: Kym, there is nothing sexier than an intelligent, insightful woman, I smell a trip to S. FL. Wish I could say that I am sorry you've been all wet since we chatted last.
:rose:

I was born in Tampa, raised my elementary years in Homestead and the remainder in "my home", Ft. Walton Bch. Being a "born and raised" Floridian and also a product of local education has allowed me to see THIS big picture:
1. Some jerk in CO, MN or TN (to name only a few) WILL bury his oil or his car battery.
2. It WILL leach to an aquifier.
3. It WILL drain into the Gulf.
4. The Gulf Stream WILL circulate it around the base of Florida killing the coral.
STOP IT!!
Guess I'll take my soapbox and go now.
 
How about a little mud slinging then?? or... a wet t-shirt contest???

donlslc said:

:rose: Kym, there is nothing sexier than an intelligent, insightful woman, I smell a trip to S. FL. Wish I could say that I am sorry you've been all wet since we chatted last.
:rose:


Lol, You can smell S. Fl. all the way up there???! :confused:
I certainly hope its an enticingly wonderful smell!
Thank you for your flattering statement. Flattery is always accepted and appreciated. You silver tongued :devil: you!

Well Donlslc, its dried out a bit; no rain since Tuesday evening. But.... I was very wet today :eek:................went for a dip in the ocean. It was brilliant. After riding my bike to the beach and a walk along the shore, I needed to cool off a bit. Just another day in paradise Darlin!:cool:

Be well and happy and let the sun shine!!

-kym- enjoying the sun and wetness :p
 
Re: Hi From the Gulf

MY-Sir's-k- said:
Hiya Donlslc! I've been better than most, not as good as others!
How's life treating you up in L.A.? Still raining? Since You said that last week, we've been getting downpours here in S.Fla. Not blaming you Dear, But.......:rolleyes: Just teasing!



-kym- waving to Donlslc up in the panhandle :nana:

Come on over to the gulfcoast Clearwater, it's quieter, but still fun....

big l
 
Countdown...

Look out, Florida...
In eight days, a tall sexy blonde is going to grace our Gulf coast beaches. We will never be the same again. I know I won't. :D :p :devil:
 
Girls/Women

I really think we need more women to plan a party.....anyone agree/ come on round up some hot bikini girls.....we all know they are out there
 
ISO a lady, bi or not, near jax/yulee to

get to know & discuss whatever your boyfriend or hubby won't or can't do for/to you. We can just chat or work up to a meeting if you feel safe enough to do so.
white , black , asian , or from mars, it does'nt matter !! all women are welcum !!
does'nt matter what it is, watersports, submissive, k-9, or just a good old fashioned fuck'n,,,,, i just want to meet someone real and please, no hookers or money changeing hands,
my e-mail is toker50bim@yahoo.com just put lit ad in subject heading so i know it's not spam,,,,,,,,, thanks
 
women

Yo Toker!!
You pretty much covered every women on the planet AND the solar system for that matter. Stick by your discetions dude, you'll find her.

PS... you forgot "inflatable"

DON

:rose: HI KYM.....Miss you, been real busy. A day doesn't go by that you are not in my thoughts. In my arms would be better, but I'll take what I can get.:heart:
 
Re: Countdown...

Soron said:
Look out, Florida...
In eight days, a tall sexy blonde is going to grace our Gulf coast beaches. We will never be the same again. I know I won't. :D :p :devil:
Time for you to order that sunshine now!
Got my Happy Meal ready?

:p
 
Re: women

donlslc said:


:rose: HI KYM.....Miss you, been real busy. A day doesn't go by that you are not in my thoughts. In my arms would be better, but I'll take what I can get.:heart:

Hiya Don, yea Babe I know what you mean about busy. I returned to work last Wednesday after having 8 weeks off while I recovered from surgery and its been tough getting back into it. :(
But........ today is my "Friday" and I hope to spend the next several days enjoying the sun,surf, and Lit. Just purchased a new swim suit and need to get it wet **laughing** so to speak! :D

Thank you for the wonderful thoughts and I send my ((hugs)) and :kiss:'s to help you get thru the day Sweetheart!

Be well and happy Don!

-kym- in a "wet" swim suit :p
 
No Posts??

No posts for 5 days? The weather must have been nice. But I has to scrape frost off'n ma windshield dis mornin'... damn I thought I'd left all of that........:(

:rose: Better bundle up the bod, Kym:rose:
 
Just another day in paradise!! Kym, glad you're healthy and getting back to work. And from the look of things (your pic) you probably only bought the bottom of that new swimsuit. I mean, why spend it if you're not going to wear it.
 
Re: No Posts??

donlslc said:
No posts for 5 days? The weather must have been nice. But I has to scrape frost off'n ma windshield dis mornin'... damn I thought I'd left all of that........:(

:rose: Better bundle up the bod, Kym:rose:


BRRRRRR! We didn't have frost here Don, but its a helluva big difference from Saturday's weather! :(
I don't like having to wear all of these clothes anytime of year, but particulary at this time of year! :mad:

Good news is; by Wednesday, it will be back into the 80's. Just in time for my "weekend"!:cool:
Really need the two days off too, it was a rough couple of days at work. Looking forward to feeling the warm sun on bare skin, don'tcha know?
Be well and...... warm Don!

-kym- all bundled up :eek:
 
pcolabill said:
Just another day in paradise!! Kym, glad you're healthy and getting back to work. And from the look of things (your pic) you probably only bought the bottom of that new swimsuit. I mean, why spend it if you're not going to wear it.


Thanx Bill. :) I am doing quite well and have been working my rear end off at work, but days off are in sight and warmer weather to boot! Yippee!
Unfortunetly, the city in which I live frowns upon going topless at the public beach. Silly Bastards! :rolleyes:
>>>sigh<<<< My new suit has the required top and if I wish to enjoy the ocean... you know how it goes. May go over to my brother's house. His pool was at 80 yesterday and even with this cool snap, it should be fine. No top or....bottoms required there as long as the neighbours aren't home or not offended. May be my plan after all!
Hope all is well with you as well Bill, and life is paradise!:cool:

Be well and happy Bill.:rose:

-kym- thinking of floating in the pool, in my "natural" suit! :D
 
greetings to all of the fruits in the Land O Sunshine!

Good Morning fellow Floridians! Hope that the sun hasn't blinded you as you stumbled from your bed to grab that first cup of java to bring you back to life.
Its a glorious day outside and the heat as returned to our lovely skies here in the south. Yippee!! Less clothing needed. Hmm, maybe nowt if the sun continues to shine. Really need to work on my tan today if I can manage it.
Be well all and enjoy your day!

-kym- Basking in the sun :cool:
 
Oh Dear!!

Have all the Floridians here at Lit left the building??? :confused: Why did no one tell me?? Has everyone left me to continue this thread alone??:eek:
Hello...Anyone out there??

Perhaps ya'll are enjoying this wonderful weather we are having and don't wish to miss any of it by sitting down to your screen.. Yea, that's it!!

Well, where ever ya'll may be, hope its bright and sunny! :cool:

-kym- Maintaining down here in the South :D
 
It's fishing time

OK Kym. You humbled me into posting. I've been fishing the past few days. The Spanish Mackeral are coming back in and the full-blown King and Spanish Mac. season is near. Time to wet a line or two. And no; no worm jokes here.
 
Re: It's fishing time

pcolabill said:
OK Kym. You humbled me into posting. I've been fishing the past few days. The Spanish Mackeral are coming back in and the full-blown King and Spanish Mac. season is near. Time to wet a line or two. And no; no worm jokes here.

Damn Bill! If I had known you were out catching Spanish, I would have grabbed my rod and drove up to see you! I :heart: Spanish Mackeral! Truth be known, there isn't a fish that swims the deep blue sea that I don't enjoy!! But fresh Spanish on the grill?? MMMM, lip smacking good stuff!
I haven't been fishing here in many months. Having the schedule I do, when my friends are fishing, I'm working and visa versa. Really need to find someone that fishes during the week. It doesn't matter if they are into trolling, (i do skirts), reef (chum anyone??), or run and drop (Live from 30 miles off). I am into all types of fishing. I really like the catching much better though!!:p

Keep me posted Bill, I am truly interested in hearing of your catches. PM me if you don't wish to post your fish tales here. OK?

Be well and make sure to save some Spanish and Kings for us over on this side of the state! :)

-kym- The spirit of the ocean speaks to my soul :heart::ccol:
 
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