Flirting In Plain Sight

[SassySheDevil]

No, I was. Now I'm the sleep deprived mother of a pandemic toddler

Oh duh. I missed the year . Lucky you!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Bahaha

Okay, so this thread is directly responsible for baby Aussie number two.

I totally conceived her on March 1, 2020.

Mr. Aussie thanks you for your service.

@default24 I told you it was your fault

Okay, hang on.

I need more detail on how @default24 was responsible for you getting knocked up. Was he waving around that grade A piece of meat again?

So inconsiderate.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Okay, hang on.

I need more detail on how @default24 was responsible for you getting knocked up. Was he waving around that grade A piece of meat again?

So inconsiderate.

He was educating me on all things double penetration.

Naturally I had to try it out.

So I grabbed my husband and I don't even remember and gave it a go. It was so good I ovulated

 

[default24]

Bahaha

Okay, so this thread is directly responsible for baby Aussie number two.

I totally conceived her on March 1, 2020.

Mr. Aussie thanks you for your service.

@default24 I told you it was your fault

Congrats!

He was educating me on all things double penetration.

Naturally I had to try it out.

So I grabbed my husband and I don't even remember and gave it a go. It was so good I ovulated

#sorrynotsorry

 

[default24]

That’s some potent lit’ing!!!

I've had people tell me that some posts made them go and fuck their husbands but being semi-marginally responsible for a life being brought into the world...

 

[default24]

To be fair, you’re pretty damn inspiring

It's more like 'even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while'

 

[HeavyBalls]

I cannot flirt. I am terrible.

 

[HeavyBalls]

hmmm I’m not convinced that either of these statements are true

I am terrible.

I am not suave.

I can think and craft here...

But in person... I am terrified at all times.

 

[jason28053]

To be fair, you’re pretty damn inspiring

Damn @default24, what’s your secret?

 

[default24]

Damn @default24, what’s your secret?

I'm not giving those away for free!! I'm nothing without them!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm not giving those away for free!! I'm nothing without them!

Lol. You could create an e-course. Start an Only Fans account with advice for cyber moves.

 

[AZDryHeat]

You are one of the few who look sexy wearing a dirndl. Osterreicher?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[Plane_Guy]

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6, 24, and 25 are my staples. Works every time!

Except when they don't...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Number 10

 

[cheekygirl75]

Number 10

That's the only one that might work on me, because of the geeky aspect

 

[Scareltt]

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I’m partial to 23… I’ve never heard a lot of these.. do people even use pickup lines anymore?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Number 10

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[SirConradPeckereye]

That's the only one that might work on me, because of the geeky aspect

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[cheekygirl75]

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(Psst - there’s a tutorial on how to multi-quote in my signature )

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m partial to 23… I’ve never heard a lot of these.. do people even use pickup lines anymore?

Not sure to be honest... know they can work sometimes though

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

(Psst - there’s a tutorial on how to multi-quote in my signature )

(Psst - maybe I do know how but chose not to do it that way)

 

[cheekygirl75]

(Psst - maybe I do know how but chose not to do it that way)

Riiiiiiight! I don’t think I’ve ever seen you use multi quotes, now that I think about it

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Riiiiiiight! I don’t think I’ve ever seen you use multi quotes, now that I think about it

Nope.... NEVER USED MULTI QUOTES BEFORE

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nope.... NEVER USED MULTI QUOTES BEFORE

Oh yeah! Guess you’re not a total lost cause