Flirting In Plain Sight

[aussiegeekygal]

Wanna floss with my pubic hair?

 

[jason28053]

Wanna floss with my pubic hair?

Is it waxed?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is it waxed?

Only when I chicken out mid Brazilian

 

[jason28053]

Only when I chicken out mid Brazilian

So it would be a good tensile strength

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I always wondered if the Dewey was thrown around like an adjective in libraries. I can think of a few things to describe as Dewey in these hallowed halls.

You have no idea just how my face lit up at reading this, and also the thought of prim and proper librarians being both flirty and alliterative. Perhaps even verbose!

Wanna floss with my pubic hair?

*brightly* And yes!

 

[pumaman23]

Wanna floss with my pubic hair?

I've been growing out a beard. We can test the Velcro seal

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So it would be a good tensile strength

You could bounce on it I reckon.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You have no idea just how my face lit up at reading this, and also the thought of prim and proper librarians being both flirty and alliterative. Perhaps even verbose!



*brightly* And yes!

Dude- every librarian I know it's a freak.
I know I've said this before, but I've had quite a few firsts in a library

And librarians can be cunning linguists.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've been growing out a beard. We can test the Velcro seal

Oof- I hope it's just a gentle tug. Wouldn't want that wax getting tangled up in there, too. I'd have to buy new pants that fit your face.

 

[pumaman23]

Oof- I hope it's just a gentle tug. Wouldn't want that wax getting tangled up in there, too. I'd have to buy new pants that fit your face.

I'm sure we could find plenty of lubrication to avoid getting stuck for too long

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm sure we could find plenty of lubrication to avoid getting stuck for too long

Don't you dare sneeze!

 

[jason28053]

You could bounce on it I reckon.

Let’s test that theory

 

[pumaman23]

Don't you dare sneeze!

What if I come down with a case of beaver fever?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean the former is preferable, but distance makes things difficult. He's good with the ol' photoshop and can make it look pretty convincing

Hotwords made an awesome mashup of parts of him and me together. He ought to make one of you two kissing or something. You know, for science

We could just make it ourselves?
What's his spin on it? I am intrigued...

Fuck photoshop! I’m getting on a plane for those two kissing or something . . .

 

[hotwords229_A]

Does that mean he could make my boobs look bigger in photos?

Also your boobs are perfection!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Fuck photoshop! I’m getting on a plane for those two kissing or something . . .

Let the most epic game of chicken begin

 

[hotwords229_A]

Let the most epic game of chicken begin

I’m ready to head down South (in more ways than one )

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m ready to head down South (in more ways than one )

We should rent a beach house and invite Enny and default, too.

 

[hotwords229_A]

We should rent a beach house and invite Enny and default, too.

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[aussiegeekygal]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ea/da/11/eada11e617c1b3885a005a2a14a32f6d.jpg

 

[ashesatwork]

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But but im not even there yet

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[aussiegeekygal]

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Happy birthday America

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pretty sure that’s the guy on Facebook right now trying to say that blowing up fireworks at 3am on Friday morning is his god given right

Bahaha
People who use the words "god given right" are usually the worst

 

[Mo_Bandy]