Flirt!!!

[catalina_francisco]

Have you ever been waxed after a singletail? When the warm wax hits the weals.... oooohhhh, you just have to try that!

Only once a long time ago and not long enough.

 

[Guest]

Only once a long time ago and not long enough.

Try warm oil - I use sweet almond - with just a touch of sandalwood and bergamot (mix it myself) -
Hot but not as hot as the candle wax ---

The application gives a nice personal feel that lapses readily into other activities.

EKVITKAR

 

[niteshade]

i see nothing's changed in here ... but that's a good thing.

We missed you... and really, did you expect my little playground to change???

 

[AngelicAssassin]

We missed you... and really, did you expect my little playground to change???

Not in the least, although i think it rather ... strange ... you're not worth rollercoaster ride tickets.

 

[niteshade]

Not in the least, although i think it rather ... strange ... you're not worth rollercoaster ride tickets.

I know... and then I got sold for a DOLLAR!!!! One stinking dollar! Can you believe that???? I mean, really. I spend more than that tipping my manicurist, and I am poor.

I hear that there was a recall, however, and the price has gone up to 200k, plus boardwalk and park place.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... I hear that there was a recall, however, and the price has gone up to 200k, plus boardwalk and park place.

Color me standing at the approach end of the runway with a 747 overhead ... meaning what lady ... your price has gone up after the recall, or Eb got a better offer?

 

[niteshade]

I am playing nice! Maybe you would like a singletail better?


I like Melissa too, I think my favorite tune is the "You Can Sleep While I Drive".

How about a Twizzler? I might be able to handle that. Or possibly a wet noodle. Yes, the wet noodle idea works for me.

 

[niteshade]

Color me standing at the approach end of the runway with a 747 overhead ... meaning what lady ... your price has gone up after the recall, or Eb got a better offer?

LOL... well, Navarre orginally told her to name her price. But it seems there was some confusion about the role of a certain Fungi One, and his authority to sell Mistress EB's property. LOL... so, she took me back, and finally quoted a price.

 

[FungiUg]

LOL... well, Navarre orginally told her to name her price. But it seems there was some confusion about the role of a certain Fungi One, and his authority to sell Mistress EB's property.

 

[FungiUg]

Anyway, I wasn't trying to SELL you... I was trying to BUY you!

 

[niteshade]

LOL.

 

[niteshade]

Anyway, I wasn't trying to SELL you... I was trying to BUY you!

maybe so, but it didn't look that way! It looked like you were putting me on the auction block, and falling ever lower on the price you would take. Look again.

 

[FungiUg]

maybe so, but it didn't look that way! It looked like you were putting me on the auction block, and falling ever lower on the price you would take. Look again.

Nope, I was bidding myself lower.

 

[niteshade]

Nope, I was bidding myself lower.

You are sooo not making sense. If you are in a bidding war, the price should have been going UP... not down. The price only goes down on clearance items... ask any woman here.

 

[FungiUg]

You are sooo not making sense. If you are in a bidding war, the price should have been going UP... not down. The price only goes down on clearance items... ask any woman here.

Ah, but I'm on the opposite side of the world from you, so the directions are reversed!

 

[niteshade]

Ah, but I'm on the opposite side of the world from you, so the directions are reversed!

*Groan*

 

[catalina_francisco]

Ah, but I'm on the opposite side of the world from you, so the directions are reversed!

So when you climb a ladder you are actually descending it?

And when you go up to the attic you go down to the cellar?

And when you say I am on a high, you actually mean I am having a low?

This would explain why I sometimes have so much problems understanding Kiwis and Aussies.

Francisco.

 

[Guest]

So when you climb a ladder you are actually descending it?

And when you go up to the attic you go down to the cellar?

And when you say I am on a high, you actually mean I am having a low?

This would explain why I sometimes have so much problems understanding Kiwis and Aussies.

Francisco.

Wasn't this a scene in a movie with David Bowie??????

EKVITKAR

 

[FungiUg]

So when you climb a ladder you are actually descending it?

And when you go up to the attic you go down to the cellar?

And when you say I am on a high, you actually mean I am having a low?

This would explain why I sometimes have so much problems understanding Kiwis and Aussies.

Francisco.

You mean you hadn't noticed this about Catalina?

 

[catalina_francisco]

You mean you hadn't noticed this about Catalina?

I had but since I am a typical male I though it was just the "I do not understand women thing' again.

Francisco,

 

[niteshade]

yall are awful. Just awful.

 

[FungiUg]

I had but since I am a typical male I though it was just the "I do not understand women thing' again.

Francisco,

Good point. In fact, knowing Catalina, she probably does everything around the right way just to be doubly confusing...

 

[FungiUg]

yall are awful. Just awful.

Well, at least I'm not so boring as to have summer in summer time and winter in winter time! Sheesh! What would Christmas be like without a bbq, huh?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Well, at least I'm not so boring as to have summer in summer time and winter in winter time! Sheesh! What would Christmas be like without a bbq, huh?

Just doesn't seem sensible having a hot Christmas dinner without the 35C plus heat with 80-90% humidity.....found this year I was feeling Christmasy in the middle of the year just because of the weather. Very confusing.

Catalina

 

[Ebonyfire]

Just doesn't seem sensible having a hot Christmas dinner without the 35C plus heat with 80-90% humidity.....found this year I was feeling Christmasy in the middle of the year just because of the weather. Very confusing.

Catalina

When I lived in Los Angeles, I enjoyed calling my relatives in the east to complain about the sun and hot weather. Of course I hot cussed out and call everything but a child of God.