Flirt!!!

[FungiUg]

Yes it is ... conception in the kitchen? Guaranteed ... just so you'd blush when asked by the child later in life.

I'm a bit past the kids stage... but yeah, the kitchen can be fun. Eb's not the only one who likes whisks!

 

[niteshade]

Who said it was her? i was using the headboard for leverage.

Oh my.

 

[FungiUg]

Who said it was her? i was using the headboard for leverage.

Ooops! *chuckle*

Ah well, I hope you grabbed the headboard, looked at it meaningfully, looked at her, looked back at the headboard, and said something like "excellent, this will come in good use!"

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ooops! *chuckle*

Ah well, I hope you grabbed the headboard, looked at it meaningfully, looked at her, looked back at the headboard, and said something like "excellent, this will come in good use!"

chuckling here ... actually, that was the best case of coitus interruptus i've ever experienced. Both of us fell off the bed laughing. And no, not a single trace of red on my part when i told the hotel manager i needed the headboard re-installed ASAP.

Like we've agreed ... it's good to be the Dom.

 

[niteshade]

LMAO.. hey Fungi... I just got a spam mail for airfair rates ... the first one on the list was New Zealand, for only $498.00.

 

[FungiUg]

LMAO.. hey Fungi... I just got a spam mail for airfair rates ... the first one on the list was New Zealand, for only $498.00.

One way? Or return?

 

[niteshade]

One way? Or return?

Round trip. Too bad I am broke. LOL.

 

[FungiUg]

chuckling here ... actually, that was the best case of coitus interruptus i've ever experienced. Both of us fell off the bed laughing.

I've done that, I have to admit. Laughing is fun, but once I start laughing that much, I can pretty much flag the sex.

 

[niteshade]

chuckling here ... actually, that was the best case of coitus interruptus i've ever experienced. Both of us fell off the bed laughing. And no, not a single trace of red on my part when i told the hotel manager i needed the headboard re-installed ASAP.

Like we've agreed ... it's good to be the Dom.

OMG I would have died of either laughter or embarassment. I did have a picture fall off the wall above us once, and hit me in the forehead.

 

[FungiUg]

Round trip. Too bad I am broke. LOL.

I did tell you I "imported" a lover from Texas once?

 

[niteshade]

I did tell you I "imported" a lover from Texas once?

No, I don't believe you mentioned that. Do tell.

 

[niteshade]

I've done that, I have to admit. Laughing is fun, but once I start laughing that much, I can pretty much flag the sex.

I tend to find the strangest things funny during sex, and start giggling. It drive N batshit. lol.

 

[FungiUg]

No, I don't believe you mentioned that. Do tell.

I was living in Sydney at the time, about four years back now. Before I met my lover, and for that matter, before I discovered that BDSM was more than just a fantasy

Anyway... I'd been chatting to this gorgeous Texan woman for ages, and she mentioned her biggest fantasy ever was to see Australia. So... I paid for her to come out.

We got on really well online, and I figures, what the heck, if we don't like each other in person sexually, we can still have a whale of a time exploring Sydney.

Well, she loved Sydney. And, er, she loved me. Nine days of the most fabulous sex! Basically she let me do whatever I wanted with her... not only let me, but participated avidly. (Sound familiar?)

It was very sad when she had to leave... unfortunately she was a little smitten, and I think I really hurt her (which I hate). But she had kids to go back to.

To this day I suspect she was/is submissive. Now that I know what that is!

 

[niteshade]

be careful what you wish for Scarlet.

Scarlet??? Oh Rhett... please don't leave me, and break mah poor little heart.

 

[FungiUg]

I tend to find the strangest things funny during sex, and start giggling. It drive N batshit. lol.

Would me as well! I'd have to do something truly evil to you if you were doing that with me...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

OMG I would have died of either laughter or embarassment. I did have a picture fall off the wall above us once, and hit me in the forehead.

tsk tsk tsk ... self "punishment." i hope he took you to task for that.

... but once I start laughing that much, I can pretty much flag the sex.

never ... we got right back up on the bed after leaning the headboard on the wall. When a woman laughs while you're inside her, mmm, almost as good as kegel exercises.

 

[niteshade]

I was living in Sydney at the time, about four years back now. Before I met my lover, and for that matter, before I discovered that BDSM was more than just a fantasy

Anyway... I'd been chatting to this gorgeous Texan woman for ages, and she mentioned her biggest fantasy ever was to see Australia. So... I paid for her to come out.

We got on really well online, and I figures, what the heck, if we don't like each other in person sexually, we can still have a whale of a time exploring Sydney.

Well, she loved Sydney. And, er, she loved me. Nine days of the most fabulous sex! Basically she let me do whatever I wanted with her... not only let me, but participated avidly. (Sound familiar?)

It was very sad when she had to leave... unfortunately she was a little smitten, and I think I really hurt her (which I hate). But she had kids to go back to.

To this day I suspect she was/is submissive. Now that I know what that is!

WOW... that is cool. You are very impulsive.

 

[niteshade]

Would me as well! I'd have to do something truly evil to you if you were doing that with me...

LOL... it is usually something silly he has done, like being really cheesy or something... or there was the time he started doing "pull ups" with his cock... he was trying to make me laugh, but did not anticipate that I would fall off the bed and not be able to STOP laughing.

 

[FungiUg]

WOW... that is cool. You are very impulsive.

I have my moments. I've never regretted the money I spent on bringing her out, that's for sure. Just kinda wish I never let her go back.

If we ever get over to the U.S., my lover wants to meet her.

Anyway, not sure I'd import *you*. My lover'd steal you off me, and I'd never you again! Of course, you could ask *her* nicely...

 

[niteshade]

I have my moments. I've never regressted the money I spent on bringing her out, that's for sure. Just kinda wish I never let her go back.

If we ever get over to the U.S., my lover wants to meet her.

Anyway, not sure I'd import *you*. My lover'd steal you off me, and I'd never you again! Of course, you could ask *her* nicely...

LOL... I might consider it. But I generally pay my own way. Simpler that way.

 

[FungiUg]

LOL... I might consider it. But I generally pay my own way. Simpler that way.

Yeah, I know what you mean. That way there won't be any "expectations" to contend with either.

 

[niteshade]

Yeah, I know what you mean. That way there won't be any "expectations" to contend with either.

That too, but really it is just a point of pride. I let my friends pay for stuff sometimes, but not often.

 

[DemonicAngel]

Oi!

'ello, 'ello!

This is a robbery! I've come to hijack this thread and I'm taking you all hostage. In the meantime, proceed with your normal flirtations....hehe

Yours, Ian

 

[niteshade]

tsk tsk tsk ... self "punishment." i hope he took you to task for that.
Hey, I didn't do it, he did... It wasn't MY fault he was too much for the poor little wall to handle.

never ... we got right back up on the bed after leaning the headboard on the wall. When a woman laughs while you're inside her, mmm, almost as good as kegel exercises.

Hmmmm I wonder if I should tell him that.

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Oi!

'ello, 'ello!

This is a robbery! I've come to hijack this thread and I'm taking you all hostage. In the meantime, proceed with your normal flirtations....hehe

Yours, Ian

Hands over all his lupens