Five Easily Kept New Year's Resolutions

[miles]

Continue my non-smoking

Stay away from crack

Refuse to fuck Demi Moore no matter how much she begs

Don't see any movies with Hugh Grant, Reese Whateverhernameis, Sandra Bullock, or Keanu Reeves

Don't watch any Reality TV

 

[Azwed]

Don't see any movies with Hugh Grant, Reese Whateverhernameis, Sandra Bullock, or Keanu Reeves

Yeah but Resse is damn hot and you would also miss the new Matrix movies that are great besides that fact that Reeves is in them.

 

[ridddder]

I think it would be just as easy to:

Not become a vegetarian.

Cuss more at stupid drivers.

conceed that beer is an essential viatimin

not count on that huge raise at the first of the year

and lastly.....

pretend housework doesn't exist...

 

[three eyes open]

Drink coffee

Eat chocolate

Waste money

Love my cats

Masturbate

 

[Guest]

Drink coffee

Eat chocolate

Waste money

Love my cats

Masturbate

No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

 

[Whizz Kid]

Continue my non-smoking

Stay away from crack

Refuse to fuck Demi Moore no matter how much she begs

Don't see any movies with Hugh Grant, Reese Whateverhernameis, Sandra Bullock, or Keanu Reeves

Don't watch any Reality TV

I refuse to fuck Hugh Grant, no matter how much Demi Moore begs me to.

 

[Epiphany]

Oh...this is easy....I resolve to:


Drink more Coke

Buy more bras, one can NEVER have too many bras

Spend a little for time on the internet

Hug and kiss my kids and tell them I love them fifty kagillion times a day

Learn not to be such a prude and show my tits more often

 

[Whizz Kid]

Oh...this is easy....I resolve to:


Drink more Coke

Buy more bras, one can NEVER have too many bras

Spend a little for time on the internet

Hug and kiss my kids and tell them I love them fifty kagillion times a day

Learn not to be such a prude and show my tits more often

If your AV is any indication, I'd say res # 2 is a great aspiration.

 

[Epiphany]

If your AV is any indication, I'd say res # 2 is a great aspiration.

Thank you. I only have about 30 bras. I really DO need a few more.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Five Easily Kept New Year's Resolutions

I refuse to fuck Hugh Grant, no matter how much Demi Moore begs me to.

Amen! (non-religious)

How do you come up with shit like that?

 

[Dietrich K.]

one can NEVER have too many bras

I believe maybe I can.

 

[Guest]

1. buy more cd's
2. download more porn
3. drink more
4. masturbate
5. not pander to the PC crowd

 

[teddybear4play]

Continue my non-smoking

Stay away from crack

Refuse to fuck Demi Moore no matter how much she begs

Don't see any movies with Hugh Grant, Reese Whateverhernameis, Sandra Bullock, or Keanu Reeves

Don't watch any Reality TV

I thought you were Jewish. Rosh Hashannah isn't for another nine months.

TB4p

 

[Sillyman]

Get laid once this year, and eat a really good bagel.