fish sticks are on sale at meijer this week.

[pointless]

no, really. like super cheap and shit.

yep.


for realz.

mmmmmm. fish sticks.

 

[KRCummings]

I do enjoy a good fish stick now and then. Those fish poppers/popcorn fish/whatever they're called aren't too awful either.

 

[IndieSnob]

Now I have this Mitch Hedberg joke in my head.

this.

 

[CHNOPS]

I always say, the cheaper the fish, the better it probably is for you!

 

[KRCummings]

I always say, the cheaper the fish, the better it probably is for you!

Well that's just common sense.

 

[Farrah]

Now I have this Mitch Hedberg joke in my head.

this.

 

[pointless]

Now I have this Mitch Hedberg joke in my head.

this.

i dled all of his and emo phillips records a couple of weeks ago. life was good then. i almost put them on my mp3 player, but then i realized that people think i'm crazy enough already so i really don't need to be laughing out loud at things only i can hear when i'm out in public.

also, thank you. i will also need to buy tarter sauce.

or relish and mayonaise.

either/or

 

[pointless]

I always say, the cheaper the fish, the better it probably is for you!

you saying the gortons fisherman is trying to fuck me over?

 

[KRCummings]

i dled all of his and emo phillips records a couple of weeks ago. life was good then. i almost put them on my mp3 player, but then i realized that people think i'm crazy enough already so i really don't need to be laughing out loud at things only i can hear when i'm out in public.

also, thank you. i will also need to buy tarter sauce.

or relish and mayonaise.

either/or

I can only take Emo in small doses. Too much makes me want to harm him.

 

[pointless]

I can only take Emo in small doses. Too much makes me want to harm him.

understandable, but i love the fucker. can't be helped.

 

[CHNOPS]

i dled all of his and emo phillips records a couple of weeks ago. life was good then. i almost put them on my mp3 player, but then i realized that people think i'm crazy enough already so i really don't need to be laughing out loud at things only i can hear when i'm out in public.

also, thank you. i will also need to buy tarter sauce.

or relish and mayonaise.

either/or

I went through a Mitch Hedburg revival phase a couple of years ago. His two or three records were all I listened to at the gym for a few weeks. One day this shitty little voice in my brain said, "it's all puns. Every single bit of it. Make another pun, you dead heroin addict! Wait, let me guess what's coming next! I bet it's a pun!"

Needless to say I had to take him off rotation for awhile so I could like him again.

 

[Farrah]

I went through a Mitch Hedburg revival phase a couple of years ago. His two or three records were all I listened to at the gym for a few weeks. One day this shitty little voice in my brain said, "it's all puns. Every single bit of it. Make another pun, you dead heroin addict! Wait, let me guess what's coming next! I bet it's a pun!"

Needless to say I had to take him off rotation for awhile so I could like him again.

Wow, that voice in your head is harsh. But I get it...there can be too much of a good thing. Sometimes you've gotta talk yourself into taking a break.

 

[KRCummings]

I went through a Mitch Hedburg revival phase a couple of years ago. His two or three records were all I listened to at the gym for a few weeks. One day this shitty little voice in my brain said, "it's all puns. Every single bit of it. Make another pun, you dead heroin addict! Wait, let me guess what's coming next! I bet it's a pun!"

Needless to say I had to take him off rotation for awhile so I could like him again.

That's not really fair. A good part of his act was puns but he had some nice bits, too. The thing about the receipt for the donut is hilarious.

 

[pointless]

I went through a Mitch Hedburg revival phase a couple of years ago. His two or three records were all I listened to at the gym for a few weeks. One day this shitty little voice in my brain said, "it's all puns. Every single bit of it. Make another pun, you dead heroin addict! Wait, let me guess what's coming next! I bet it's a pun!"

Needless to say I had to take him off rotation for awhile so I could like him again.

not all of it, but yeah, puns and wordplay are abundant.

also, snotty comment about wife jokes.

 

[pointless]

That's not really fair. A good part of his act was puns but he had some nice bits, too. The thing about the receipt for the donut is hilarious.

and the ducks.

 

[CHNOPS]

That's not really fair. A good part of his act was puns but he had some nice bits, too. The thing about the receipt for the donut is hilarious.

It's ALL hilarious. I like rice when I'm hungry and want 2,000 of something. The Kit Kit written in my Kit Kat bar deprives me of chocolate. Escalator temporarily stairs.

The voice in my brain didn't care. "Yeah, I get it, you're switching the meaning of that word around."

 

[Farrah]

That's not really fair. A good part of his act was puns but he had some nice bits, too. The thing about the receipt for the donut is hilarious.

File it under 'D' for donut. I never get tired of that one.

His bit about the Dufranes is my favorite, though.

 

[pointless]

File it under 'D' for donut. I never get tired of that one.

His bit about the Dufranes is my favorite, though.

i was actually going to post the dufranes, but then the ducks popped into my brain.


clip

 

[Farrah]

i was actually going to post the dufranes, but then the ducks popped into my brain.


clip

Aw man, I still laugh. Every single time.

 

[pointless]

he's good like that.

and one more just because.

smackie the frog

 

[pointless]

i'm just bumping this 'cause it's like super important for you guys to know this shit.

 

[CHNOPS]

Good move. You never know how many people showed up in the last 20-odd minutes!

 

[pointless]

dude. seriously.

 

[CHNOPS]

Now I have to find a different thread to ask you if you really look like Mr. Potato Head in and have it only be a funny callback of the troll post, or you'll think I'm posting it in response to "dude. seriously."

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

 

[pointless]

you are most welcome.