AtFirstSight
If You Only Knew
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I'd need to judge the quality of the flesh tones against the, er, flesh though. Just to be sure.
Why do you Brits have to be so bloody difficult?

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I'd need to judge the quality of the flesh tones against the, er, flesh though. Just to be sure.

I know you've never been told this before, but you have a very nice behind. So much so, I want to have sex with it. *nods*
It's even better in color![]()
I pick pink. With hand prints.
The fishnets are win.
I could do pink. The only problem is that I would need some fetching young gent like yourself to create the handprints. And so far you haven't showed up at my door to perform the favor.
And here I just figured you'd use the keys to my place.
Don't you know what happens when you give a woman the keys to your place?
you come in..do the laundry, tidy up, get a sandwich ready in the fridge and lay in bed naked until I get home?
And then when you get all excited and strip I slap you and say 'THAT's for all the xbox games you said you'd gotten rid of! And the Playboy I found under the couch!'

Haha. Could we have make up sex after? I'd really hate to eat that sandwich without working up a proper appetite first.
We could always play Xbox for sexual favors you know.![]()
Don't you know what happens when you give a woman the keys to your place?
You would end up owing me a loooot of sexual favors, my friend.

I have no interest in computer games and I threw my porn stash out a couple of weeks ago. Suck on that, blondie.![]()
And who needs a stash when we have the internet?
Why do you Brits have to be so bloody difficult?![]()
Admit it, that's exactly how you like us to be!
For being so skinny you have quite a sexy butt on you... just a little naughty fyi from a friend...
I like to think that it makes up for my face![]()
I like to think that it makes up for my face![]()
Damn right.Don't even say that jokingly.
Don't even say that jokingly.