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I know you've never been told this before, but you have a very nice behind. So much so, I want to have sex with it. *nods*

My God..I haven't ever been told that before! And since you're the very first to ask, I think I'll bend over and let you get to it. *nods*
 
I could do pink. The only problem is that I would need some fetching young gent like yourself to create the handprints. And so far you haven't showed up at my door to perform the favor.

And here I just figured you'd use the keys to my place.
 
you come in..do the laundry, tidy up, get a sandwich ready in the fridge and lay in bed naked until I get home?

And then when you get all excited and strip I slap you and say 'THAT's for all the xbox games you said you'd gotten rid of! And the Playboy I found under the couch!'*





*please note that this is a reaction based on the average woman. I personally would just want to play the xbox games and read the Playboy.
 
And then when you get all excited and strip I slap you and say 'THAT's for all the xbox games you said you'd gotten rid of! And the Playboy I found under the couch!'

Haha. Could we have make up sex after? I'd really hate to eat that sandwich without working up a proper appetite first. :kiss:

We could always play Xbox for sexual favors you know. ;)
 
Haha. Could we have make up sex after? I'd really hate to eat that sandwich without working up a proper appetite first. :kiss:

We could always play Xbox for sexual favors you know. ;)

You would end up owing me a loooot of sexual favors, my friend.
 
I have no interest in computer games and I threw my porn stash out a couple of weeks ago. Suck on that, blondie. :p
 
For being so skinny you have quite a sexy butt on you... just a little naughty fyi from a friend...
 
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