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Liar.
Salma Hayek, maybe?![]()
*curls up in a ball*
Someone shoot me.
hope your oki'd rather hold youhope your ok
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I'll be fine once the aspirin kicks in![]()

*curls up in a ball*
Someone shoot me.

Well I've never....
*looks offstage* Yes, the judges will accept that answer.What? Did I hear someone say Charlize Theron?
She's gorgeous.
No more Mr Nice Guy
*takes aim*
Aww, I can't do it.
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*looks offstage* Yes, the judges will accept that answer.![]()
Did someone say ice cream?Judges can be swayed with waffle chip ice cream. Mmmm.

Never what?
do I need a bowl and spoon or shall I just plan on licking it off youI diiiiid![]()
do I need a bowl and spoon or shall I just plan on licking it off you![]()

Oh I see how it isWell you're not getting near myyy bowl![]()
I don't care what they say about us anywayGORGEOUSHere's to smelling of cigar smoke and disliking Vodka water.

Oh I see how it isIt wasn't really your bowl I wanted to get near anyway
I don't care what they say about us anyway
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What going to bed so soon? the night is youngYou weren't after my bowl of ice cream? What else could you be wanting?
I'll have to sleep on that one and figure it out.