First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

*goes tells him*



Meh, takes all sorts, Keira Knightley doesn't really do much for me (though I am prepared to concede that she looked kinda cute in some of those Pride and Prejudice clips).

While you're telling Colin...tell all of the other hot Brits, too. I'll just have an orgy w/them all.

I can definitely see where some men wouldn't be attracted to Kiera. If for no other reason, then because she has a small chest. But mmm Pride 'n Prejudice. I love that movie.

 

[Street Dog]

I can definitely see where some men wouldn't be attracted to Kiera. If for no other reason, then because she has a small chest.

It's not that: I had an A-cup girlfriend once and it didn't bother me at all (although she let it bother her), and I'd happily fuck you 'til you bled from every orifice.

 

[AtFirstSight]

It's not that: I had an A-cup girlfriend once and it didn't bother me at all (although she let it bother her), and I'd happily fuck you 'til you bled from every orifice.

I dont want to bleed? lol

 

[Street Dog]

I dont want to bleed? lol

Okay, I'd stop before things got too messy, but I was just illustrating a point.

Incidentally, have you noticed that someone else has started a thread on this forum called 'First Timer'? You should totally kick her bitch ass.

 

[rootsfan]

I can definitely see where some men wouldn't be attracted to Kiera. If for no other reason, then because she has a small chest. But mmm Pride 'n Prejudice. I love that movie.

It's not that--the rest of her is just way too skinny for my taste.

 

[FukenDubbin]

Hot DAMN this is one beautiful woman!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Okay, I'd stop before things got too messy, but I was just illustrating a point.

Incidentally, have you noticed that someone else has started a thread on this forum called 'First Timer'? You should totally kick her bitch ass.

Uh oh...

Well, as long as all of you dont start switching over to her thread.

 

[AtFirstSight]

It's not that--the rest of her is just way too skinny for my taste.

She is rather thin. Still, I'd totally make out with her.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hot DAMN this is one beautiful woman!

Thanks Dubbin

 

[vagbook]

Please please give us more

 

[AtFirstSight]

Please please give us more

Hmm. you've gotta beg.

 

[Street Dog]

She is rather thin. Still, I'd totally make out with her.

*watches*

 

[AtFirstSight]

*watches*

*sits down next to you with a bag of popcorn* What're we watchin'?

 

[rootsfan]

She is rather thin. Still, I'd totally make out with her.

And I'd still totally watch that. That's the beauty of girl-girl--if one of them's hot, it's alright if the other is just OK.

 

[AtFirstSight]

And I'd still totally watch that. That's the beauty of girl-girl--if one of them's hot, it's alright if the other is just OK.

So thank goodness for Kiera cuz otherwise nobody would watch me

 

[rootsfan]

So thank goodness for Kiera cuz otherwise nobody would watch me

*spank* Shush, hot stuff.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*spank* Shush, hot stuff.

butthead

 

[Street Dog]

*sits down next to you with a bag of popcorn* What're we watchin'?

I'm supposed to be watching you getting lezzy with Keira Knightley. So put the popcorn away and get your tongue down that bitch's throat!

*goes back to watching*

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm supposed to be watching you getting lezzy with Keira Knightley. So put the popcorn away and get your tongue down that bitch's throat!

*goes back to watching*

I'd lick her nipples. lol I can't believe I just said that.

 

[rootsfan]

I'd lick her nipples. lol I can't believe I just said that.

Well, I'm happy you did.

 

[Street Dog]

I'd lick her nipples. lol I can't believe I just said that.

*pictures the image*

Cool. Can you do Penelope Cruz next?

 

[AtFirstSight]

*pictures the image*

Cool. Can you do Penelope Cruz next?

That's gonna be a no. lol

 

[EndCredits]

So thank goodness for Kiera cuz otherwise nobody would watch me

Liar.

 

[Street Dog]

That's gonna be a no. lol

How about licking my nipples instead?

 

[rootsfan]

That's gonna be a no. lol

Salma Hayek, maybe?