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Fiiiine. I dont :(


I'm almost afraid to ask if you wore anything besides the (apparently borrowed) bowler hat with antlers on your pixie hunt.

Perhaps you'd catch a different sort of critter entirely if you were nude. :D

And yet another if you just wore the hat and nothing else. :eek:

-LCN
 
Alright, I think I need a bowler hat with antlers on it, now. Or a top hat with a series of downward pointing horns. Or something.
 
I love your av....I'm just posting so I can see your sweet ass one more time! I promise not to hurt you too much when I spank it.
 
Nobody has ever said that they would look forward to being slapped by me before. I don't really know what to say in response...
 
Nobody has ever said that they would look forward to being slapped by me before. I don't really know what to say in response...


Oh my. I would withstand your slapping me just to have my hand on your ass. I think I could take it!

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Yeah? Do you love a woman who wears a baseball cap? How about one who would choose a hot bath over you any day of the week?
 
Yeah? Do you love a woman who wears a baseball cap? How about one who would choose a hot bath over you any day of the week?

I love a woman in a baseball cap. That is so sexy.

I would pour a bath and put in some bath salts. Let her soak to her heart's content. I know that afterward she would choose me....because the jets in the bath just wouldn't compare.
 
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There's only one Darcy as far as British women are concerned, and it sure ain't Matthew MacFadyen. This constituted my sister's most significant formative sexual experience: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpjETmJlQEc, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7P_kqYKeJM, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWPzSYFF6EU&NR=1.

Incidentally AFS, I assume that you're aware that out of all the Brit actors in King Arthur, this man is the daddy? ;)

Yes well let it be known that I would have no problem having sex with Colin Firth. Ray...well he isn't my cup of tea as far as sexual attraction.
 
Yes well let it be known that I would have no problem having sex with Colin Firth.

*goes tells him*

Ray...well he isn't my cup of tea as far as sexual attraction.

Meh, takes all sorts, Keira Knightley doesn't really do much for me (though I am prepared to concede that she looked kinda cute in some of those Pride and Prejudice clips).
 
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