First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Sorry, I only have enough cash with me for the female I'm having shipped back. I'm willing to share with you, though.

Ewww women lol

 

[rootsfan]

Ewww women lol

Oh, who said it was a woman? It's a female love doll--no talkin' back.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh, who said it was a woman? It's a female love doll--no talkin' back.

Best to keep those bitches silent.

 

[Street Dog]

Ewww women lol

This is Lit. You will stick your tongue down her throat for our voyeuristic enjoyment, and you will pretend to dig it even if you don't. This is an instruction, not a request.

*waits*

 

[AtFirstSight]

This is Lit. You will stick your tongue down her throat for our voyeuristic enjoyment, and you will pretend to dig it even if you don't. This is an instruction, not a request.

*waits*

You do that with a man and I'll do it next.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I lost my voice

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I lost my voice

Did you look in the dresser? Maybe it rolled under the bed...

 

[george55]

I lost my voice

Sometimes that happens after swapping tongues......

 

[rootsfan]

Best to keep those bitches silent.

I lost my voice

Careful what you wish for.

OK, really, I'm sorry and send good thoughts for your recovery.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Careful what you wish for.

OK, really, I'm sorry and send good thoughts for your recovery.

Ouch. lol

My voice came back around the middle of the afternoon

 

[AtFirstSight]

Did you look in the dresser? Maybe it rolled under the bed...

See those are places for a vibrator...not a voice.

 

[SirPhun1]

See those are places for a vibrator...not a voice.

is that where you keep yours?

 

[mirrors2]

Very nice .. now I have 400 pages to scour for pictures. *grin*

 

[Street Dog]

Ouch. lol

My voice came back around the middle of the afternoon

((((((AFS's throat))))))

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

See those are places for a vibrator...not a voice.

Oooohhhh...then why do I keep hearing voices from there?

 

[AtFirstSight]

is that where you keep yours?

Not yet. Maybe if you buy me one.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oooohhhh...then why do I keep hearing voices from there?

Oh that's the pixie that I captured :x

 

[MacGuffinn]

I didn't know you liked pixies... I thought you were into giants.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Oh that's the pixie that I captured :x

How did you capture a pixie?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I didn't know you liked pixies... I thought you were into giants.

And I didn't know that Gwen Stefani was 38 years old. She looks damn good.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

And I didn't know that Gwen Stefani was 38 years old. She looks damn good.

She is well preserved. That'll happen without a major drug addiction and a personal trainer.

 

[AtFirstSight]

She is well preserved. That'll happen without a major drug addiction and a personal trainer.

lol well then all I need is a personal trainer

 

[AtFirstSight]

How did you capture a pixie?

I wore a bowler hat with antlers.

 

[Street Dog]

I wore a bowler hat with antlers.

This requires a picture, with or without the pixie.

 

[AtFirstSight]

This requires a picture, with or without the pixie.

No way jose!