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AtFirstSight said:
*gets very haughty* We do not sell foot longs! Geeeez. we sell Paninis and foccacias. And do you know that people actually ask for punanis and fuckas? Not on purpose, either. These are distinguished older men and women. It's hilarious :)
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Oooo...I had the pananis real bad once...had to see the doctor and everything! :p
 
One of the regrets in my life is to not getting to know you better. A refreshing sight, the first one.
 
EvilMcMonkey said:
And you love it!

So, what goes in a good panini?
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I wouldn't eat any that we sell. Mainly because we put mayo or mustard on every one. But also because they aren't usually the freshest things in the world....

But at school we had a panini grill in the cafeteria and I'd make turkey + provolone and cheddar..mmm
 
CicatrixESP said:
One of the regrets in my life is to not getting to know you better. A refreshing sight, the first one.
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I must say that if that regret is of any significant size, then you are a lucky person. My regrets are quite a bit more..how should I say...important? (not to demean yours)
 
AtFirstSight said:
I must say that if that regret is of any significant size, then you are a lucky person. My regrets are quite a bit more..how should I say...important? (not to demean yours)
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Importance being of our own device and devices, I construe nothing demeaning...mine are a bit more also..that is to say, important?

There's nothing demeaning to it...every regret is customized to each and own...embroidered with the sour taste of what might be?

BLAH

(no blahs directed your way)
 
AtFirstSight said:
I wouldn't eat any that we sell. Mainly because we put mayo or mustard on every one. But also because they aren't usually the freshest things in the world....

But at school we had a panini grill in the cafeteria and I'd make turkey + provolone and cheddar..mmm
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mmmmm...good choice. Does the sammich have to have specific ingredients to be a panini?
 
AtFirstSight said:
So I gave you your sandwich today..wanna fuck? (my friends dared me to say this to a guy who came into my work)
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Have you ever had someone say that to you at work?

Maybe not so blunt but just ask you out from the customer side.
 
Bender_Rod said:
Have you ever had someone say that to you at work?

Maybe not so blunt but just ask you out from the customer side.
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I work in an office, did a site visit with a married client's representative once.
Couple weeks later she called me up and asked me if I wanted to have an affair.

That's the closest I came to the situation you described.
 
You know what I think? There's just not enough talk about ass in this thread. Let's have more ass! :nana: :nana:
 
Hmm, AFS have you ever ridden on an ass, donkey or mule maybe?

Did you know that in ancient rome one man was given the surname "assinus" because he was such a terrible general?

Was that enough ass talk ? ;)
 
Bender_Rod said:
Hmm, AFS have you ever ridden on an ass, donkey or mule maybe?

Did you know that in ancient rome one man was given the surname "assinus" because he was such a terrible general?

Was that enough ass talk ? ;)
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I have to admit, it's a good start! :nana:
 
EvilMcMonkey said:
mmmmm...good choice. Does the sammich have to have specific ingredients to be a panini?
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No..I think it just has to be grilled on plates that are wavy-like. Like crimping your hair..only it's a sammich :)
 
Bender_Rod said:
Have you ever had someone say that to you at work?

Maybe not so blunt but just ask you out from the customer side.
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A guy asked one of my co-workers today if she wanted to go have sex in his car. :rolleyes:

:edit: And for the record, no, nobody has ever asked me out. In my entire life, one guy (who was normal--weirdos who come up and grind on you in clubs do not count) has ever come up to me and asked for my #/shown interest.
 
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Hocky9377 said:
Cooking. Trying to get that grilled cheese just right. ;)
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You know, when it comes to grilled cheese, it dont gotta be perfect. Hell, even if it was burned badly and mangled looking..I'd eat it (happily, even.)
 
AtFirstSight said:
A guy asked one of my co-workers today if she wanted to go have sex in his car. :rolleyes:

:edit: And for the record, no, nobody has ever asked me out. In my entire life, one guy (who was normal--weirdos who come up and grind on you in clubs do not count) has ever come up to me and asked for my #/shown interest.
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Try as I might, I cannot comprehend this. They must be intimidated by your hotness and wit.
 
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