First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

You did, however, "tsk."

Isn't that what any good Protestant would do?

Waaait, in that case I shouldn't have been tsking...

 

[kidthor]

Isn't that what any good Protestant would do?

Waaait, in that case I shouldn't have been tsking...

I rest my case.

 

[rootsfan]

God..is it horrible that I know that song?

I used to think it was called "The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald", which seemed rather harsh to me.

Holy crap, that's a hot picture. Your tush is so...pert and luscious.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I wish I could snog a T-rex...but my arms are too small and my head is too big

Nevermind the othodontal issues!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Nevermind the othodontal issues!

aww, I would floss T-rex for him..I bet that's the only reason he's so angry all the time.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I used to think it was called "The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald", which seemed rather harsh to me.

Holy crap, that's a hot picture. Your tush is so...pert and luscious.

lmao poor Ella.

And I'm so glad that you enjoy my assets.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

aww, I would floss T-rex for him..I bet that's the only reason he's so angry all the time.

Sure. That and his irritable bowel and lactose intolerance.

 

[kidthor]

...my assets.

Your assets kick ass.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Sure. That and his irritable bowel and lactose intolerance.

now I feel sad for an extinct lizard

 

[rootsfan]

lmao poor Ella.

And I'm so glad that you enjoy my assets.

Yes, I do have eyes (and taste). Do your assets still need a good rodgering?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yes, I do have eyes (and taste). Do your assets still need a good rodgering?

Indeed they do. Perhaps I should've looked you up last weekend while I was near Chi-Town.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

now I feel sad for an extinct lizard

He did have a 6 foot cork-screw penis...how bad can you feel for him?

 

[rootsfan]

Indeed they do. Perhaps I should've looked you up last weekend while I was near Chi-Town.

That would have been extremely advisable, yes. Especially since you did inspire the wasting of some, eh, you know...

 

[AtFirstSight]

He did have a 6 foot cork-screw penis...how bad can you feel for him?

Considering my entire body could be speared w/his ginormous penis..I dont feel so bad, anymore.

 

[AtFirstSight]

That would have been extremely advisable, yes. Especially since you did inspire the wasting of some, eh, you know...

Some time? Some cum? Some calories as you spanked your purple-headed yogurt slinger?

 

[rootsfan]

Some time? Some cum? Some calories as you spanked your purple-headed yogurt slinger?

Check, big check, and another check. "Purple-headed yogurt slinger"? I'll have to remember that one.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

Considering my entire body could be speared w/his ginormous penis..I dont feel so bad, anymore.

So, there's your next picture series...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Check, big check, and another check. "Purple-headed yogurt slinger"? I'll have to remember that one.

It's from a movie, I think. But I doubt I wasn't the only girl you were hard over. there are plenty on Lit.

 

[AtFirstSight]

So, there's your next picture series...

You would want to see those pictures, you pervert!

 

[rootsfan]

It's from a movie, I think. But I doubt I wasn't the only girl you were hard over. there are plenty on Lit.

I did a search, you're right--Varsity Blues, which I'm slowly becoming convinced I need to see, despite the presence of that Dawson guy.

Well, I'll admit you weren't the only one. (By the way, I believe you meant "I doubt I was the only girl..."--a spanking may be in order.) But there were multiple episodes of seed-spilling, and you had more than a cameo.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

You would want to see those pictures, you pervert!

Everyone Loves Lizard Penis!

This fall on CBS...

 

[AtFirstSight]

I did a search, you're right--Varsity Blues, which I'm slowly becoming convinced I need to see, despite the presence of that Dawson guy.

Well, I'll admit you weren't the only one. (By the way, I believe you meant "I doubt I was the only girl..."--a spanking may be in order.) But there were multiple episodes of seed-spilling, and you had more than a cameo.

yeah it was varsity blues...I saw that during my "OMG I LOVE PAUL WALKER" phase. Then once I had a dream with James Vanderbeek (Dawson) in it, and we totally made out (we were secret agents on a mission together) and it was pretty hot.

And yay! I get a spanking AND I have a lead role

 

[AtFirstSight]

Everyone Loves Lizard Penis!

This fall on CBS...

I'll bet Hugh Hefner's penis looks like a lizard penis...

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I'll bet Hugh Hefner's penis looks like a lizard penis...

6 feet and scaly? No wonder he wears PJs all the time...finding pants would suck!

 

[AtFirstSight]

6 feet and scaly? No wonder he wears PJs all the time...finding pants would suck!

I want to be a playmate...