First Timer

[prop69]

My high school boyfriend got married today.


(read: my high school boyfriend is having sex tonight and I'm not. Damn.)

PM me and we will both be having GREAT SEX

 

[AtFirstSight]

To be, or not to be, — that is the question: —

...and I dont know how to answer it..

 

[In Anticipation]

I sincerely hope that English isn't your first language!

However your sentiments are right on the mark.

I cannot truly imagine you have any problem finding a partner to imbibe in sex with!!........p.s., this particular photo is still ranked as all universe!!

 

[CtGuy99]

hey stranger! how have you been? Happy Holidays!

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

the poll says it all, more ass please

 

[captain_badger]

...and I dont know how to answer it..

There actually isn't an 'answer' per-se.

Loving the pics though

 

[EndCredits]

...and I dont know how to answer it..

Choose "to be."

 

[AtFirstSight]

I sincerely hope that English isn't your first language!

Ouch.

 

[rootsfan]

...and I dont know how to answer it..

 

[In Anticipation]

Ouch.

Well, perhaps we should try to imbibe in sex some time . . .

 

[AtFirstSight]

I need friends in this state.

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

I need friends in this state.

Solid, liquid, gas, or plasma?

 

[Idigsoftclams]

or what types of friends?

I see some good combination options

 

[AtFirstSight]

Solid, liquid, gas, or plasma?

I feel like...i'm going through vaporization.

 

[AtFirstSight]

or what types of friends?

I see some good combination options

The type that I can talk to rather than type to (not that I don't love y'all.)

I spend at least 13 hours a day looking at a computer screen. I miss having friends with round faces...

 

[Island_Barbarian]

Good evening...

Interesting avatar photo.

 

[EndCredits]

I know the feeling sometimes.

 

[ryan63]

The type that I can talk to rather than type to (not that I don't love y'all.)

I spend at least 13 hours a day looking at a computer screen. I miss having friends with round faces...

Yeah I feel your pain there. If you were in the NW corner I could suggest a great Pub...

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

The type that I can talk to rather than type to (not that I don't love y'all.)

I spend at least 13 hours a day looking at a computer screen. I miss having friends with round faces...

sorry, my face is square.

 

[rktktvi]

I feel like...i'm going through vaporization.

Doesn't exactly sound like a nice feeling..

 

[AtFirstSight]

sorry, my face is square.

Is it ultra bright? Can I open and close it?

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

if you sit on my face i'm sure its possible

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm on my bed naked. Eating a bacon cheeseburger. And I can't tell if this leans more towards sexy or repulsive.

 

[Wildcat2222]

Well is the burger dripping on you?

 

[AtFirstSight]

no haha