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Porn is what all the cool kids watch.
You don't like the porn I do... and I don't like the porn you do. Now make me a cupcake.


The internet is such a dangerous place when you're slooooooshed. Almost as dangerous as my cell phone. Someome come take advantrage of me.
The internet is such a dangerous place when you're slooooooshed. Almost as dangerous as my cell phone. Someome come take advantrage of me.
...and hide her away from the rest of the world.
Fantastic, you do every pair of panties justice!
Amazing.
Cmon! I'm trying to take advantage of you![]()
shhhh I'm having an affair with my tortilla chips
With or without salsa.
I'm much tastier.
Have you tasted yourself to know?
that's a compliment I haven't received before. Thank you![]()
In the past few days I've been compared to the soft crust of a tart and to a crisp apple.
I'm not sure what's up w/the sudden food metaphors, but they're making me hungry :/
Cute and perky. That's what you boys like, isn't it?![]()
...and hide her away from the rest of the world.
hmm..maybe we could both dress up. Maybe there should be a big sexfest somewhere in buttfuck America where thousands of people get together each year to dress up like the Swedish chef and have orgies.
Currently I like the Greg Laswell version more than Cyndi Lauper's.
What did you just figure out?
Anyone want a copy of Asian Anal? hahaha
Only if it's the edition you're in.