First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

Sweet! Just don't ask me to dress up like this.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/2880377_eb87c5a16d.jpg

Only if it was part of foreplay. And I was getting paid.

 

[RatedR69]

Sometimes I wear my invisibility cloak.


I'm sorry...my age is showing.

Is that a reference to the old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon?

 

[rootsfan]

Only if it was part of foreplay. And I was getting paid.

Hopefully, neither the outfit or the payment would be necessary.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hopefully, neither the outfit or the payment would be necessary.

Thankfully it hasn't been thus far *shudder*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Is that a reference to the old Dungeons and Dragons cartoon?

If it is, then JK Rowling isn't as creative as people think.

 

[rootsfan]

Thankfully it hasn't been thus far *shudder*

I meant in my case.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I meant in my case.

hmm..maybe we could both dress up. Maybe there should be a big sexfest somewhere in buttfuck America where thousands of people get together each year to dress up like the Swedish chef and have orgies.

 

[rootsfan]

hmm..maybe we could both dress up. Maybe there should be a big sexfest somewhere in buttfuck America where thousands of people get together each year to dress up like the Swedish chef and have orgies.

I'll wear a suit, I can make that work and I actually have a couple. Hmmm, "Secretary" reenactment?

The fest can be a separate thing. The Swedish neighborhood here would work. Or Wisconsin.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'll wear a suit, I can make that work and I actually have a couple. Hmmm, "Secretary" reenactment?

The fest can be a separate thing. The Swedish neighborhood here would work. Or Wisconsin.

Pfft only if you're the secretary. I'm a modern woman haha

But seriously, getting fucked over a desk would be great.

 

[rootsfan]

Pfft only if you're the secretary. I'm a modern woman haha

But seriously, getting fucked over a desk would be great.

I've always wanted to take a woman over a desk. And you're tall enough to lean comfortably over my elevated desk.

 

[MacGuffinn]

I don't think I can ever watch the Muppets again.

 

[MaleNC]

...and hide her away from the rest of the world.[/QUOTE

I beg you to please don't hide yourself from us... to hide such a beautiful lady would be a crime....

 

[Idigsoftclams]

I'm curious about you listening to that song. Do tell..

I'll be honest... I Googled the line because it sounded like a lyric... so I was listening to the song and looking at you...

 

[Idigsoftclams]

...and hide her away from the rest of the world.

but girls just want to have fun
oh yeah but girls just want to have fun

So three years into this and I just figured it out...

 

[Bull_11]

hmm..maybe we could both dress up. Maybe there should be a big sexfest somewhere in buttfuck America where thousands of people get together each year to dress up like the Swedish chef and have orgies.

This is f'n hilarious!

 

[AtFirstSight]

but girls just want to have fun
oh yeah but girls just want to have fun

So three years into this and I just figured it out...

Currently I like the Greg Laswell version more than Cyndi Lauper's.

What did you just figure out?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I don't think I can ever watch the Muppets again.

Porn is what all the cool kids watch.

 

[MetroNJ]

Porn is what all the cool kids watch.

Let's be cool together.

 

[BigJim68]

Porn is what all the cool kids watch.

Then call me Duke Ellington!

 

[Bull_11]

Porn is what all the cool kids watch.

Good to know I'm being a cool kid right now!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Then call me Duke Ellington!

Was Duke Ellington a cool kid? Sounds like a middle-aged guy who's still angry about getting picked last for kickball. haha

 

[BigJim68]

Was Duke Ellington a cool kid? Sounds like a middle-aged guy who's still angry about getting picked last for kickball. haha

wow! do we need an education here little girl? don't make me break out the ruler!

 

[AtFirstSight]

wow! do we need an education here little girl? don't make me break out the ruler!

Hey..just because you're a musician doesn't automatically make you a cool kid.

 

[BigJim68]

Hey..just because you're a musician doesn't automatically make you a cool kid.

Well, ok. I'll give you that. But he wasn't just ANY musician.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Let's be cool together.

*consults list* I've never watched porn with a member of the opposite sex.