First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

yay Super Bowl. yay 1-hour episode of the Office afterward. boo Monday.

 

[rootsfan]

yay Super Bowl. yay 1-hour episode of the Office afterward. boo Monday.

'Zactly. I got caught up in all of that last night, then had to drive home and start working right away. Blech.

Although I can at least think back to the Jack Black/Cloris Leachman movie. Delightfully cringe-worthy.

 

[rootsfan]

A "why aren't you sitting on my lap?" bump.

 

[AtFirstSight]

A "why aren't you sitting on my lap?" bump.

cuz your lap is too far awaaaay

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Hey gorgeous! I hope you're well.

 

[rootsfan]

cuz your lap is too far awaaaay

Well, shoot.

 

[MacGuffinn]

And I can again.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, shoot.

Just dont shoot until I have mine.

 

[AtFirstSight]

And I can again.

You did last night.

 

[rootsfan]

Just dont shoot until I have mine.

Oh, hell no. Giving you yours (plural) would be half the fun.

 

[MacGuffinn]

You did last night.

As if you would know.

 

[AtFirstSight]

New computer FTW!

 

[rootsfan]

New computer FTW!

Schweet! What'd you get?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Schweet! What'd you get?

Same as my old one but w/less RAM. I can't complain cuz it was freeeeee. Gifts from older men rock

 

[rootsfan]

Same as my old one but w/less RAM. I can't complain cuz it was freeeeee. Gifts from older men rock

I LOL'd.

Less RAM makes it harder to watch ze porn. But free is very good.

 

[epicfail]

How is your weekend going?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I LOL'd.

Less RAM makes it harder to watch ze porn. But free is very good.

If there isn't enough RAM to watch porn then I'm going to shoot myself.

 

[AtFirstSight]

How is your weekend going?

It is going well considering I hate this day with a bloody passion. Yours?

 

[Street Dog]

Same as my old one but w/less RAM. I can't complain cuz it was freeeeee. Gifts from older men rock

He's obviously trying to get in your knickers. Bloody men.

 

[AtFirstSight]

He's obviously trying to get in your knickers. Bloody men.

Dear God..I hope not. He's my dad

 

[Street Dog]

Dear God..I hope not. He's my dad

That is so hot.

 

[AtFirstSight]

That is so hot.

You know, it's really not. lol

 

[Street Dog]

I hate Valentine's Day more than you. All love is a lie and anyone who pretends otherwise needs to be killed in the face. Bah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxbTRh1o_RU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oisZMh9xVDU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr5M4z2kQrQ

 

[rootsfan]

If there isn't enough RAM to watch porn then I'm going to shoot myself.

Hah! If you need porn, just ask me for pics.

Dear God..I hope not. He's my dad

*Sends a big "duuuuuhhhhh" to Street Dog*

 

[MacGuffinn]

I thought you liked calling men "daddy."