First Timer

[BigJim68]

Everything that you always dreamed of..close enough for you to taste, but you just can't touch.

hmmmm Mind if I start with my tongue just above your boots?

 

[EndCredits]

Everything that you always dreamed of..close enough for you to taste, but you just can't touch.

Tell me about it.

 

[rootsfan]

Everything that you always dreamed of..close enough for you to taste, but you just can't touch.

But...but...I wanna, dammit!

Best. Leg Shot. Ever.

 

[Street Dog]

Seriously? Alan Rickman and Clive Owen? That...that's just damned near perfect. I probably would explode...in a good way.

Yep, not shagging each other though, just the same bird (Rickman's wife, Owen's sister). Quite explicit for it's time by Brit standards. Made for excellent adolescent wank material, I can tell you.

 

[TrickieTree]

Everything that you always dreamed of..close enough for you to taste, but you just can't touch.

Just amazing

 

[Wbee]

love your pics

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Buy me a studio!

*takes out calculator* Are you repaying interest?

 

[sammy 2006]

So glad i popped in for a look- got an eyefull of loveliness,

 

[AtFirstSight]

*takes out calculator* Are you repaying interest?

Can I pay it off with sex, instead?

 

[AtFirstSight]

love your pics

thank you

 

[goldsoundz]

Everything that you always dreamed of..close enough for you to taste, but you just can't touch.

Oouuuucchhh!!!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oouuuucchhh!!!

In pain?

 

[In Anticipation]

Ooooo incest is the best, put your brother to the test!

Hehe

And the brother is played by... Clive Owen. I'd advise you against watching it on the grounds that you'd probably, like, explode and stuff.

Seriously? Alan Rickman and Clive Owen? That...that's just damned near perfect. I probably would explode...in a good way.

So I shouldn't point out that a simple google images search turns up a quantity of stills and vidcaps?

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Can I pay it off with sex, instead?

*Googles the exchange rate for that...*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Heard they'll do anything for a Klondike, well I'll do anything for a blonde dyke.

 

[AtFirstSight]

So I shouldn't point out that a simple google images search turns up a quantity of stills and vidcaps?

*tags you with a post-it* New Favorite

 

[BigJim68]

Heard they'll do anything for a Klondike, well I'll do anything for a blonde dyke.

uhmmm....oh my god!!!

Can you just pull those to the side for a minute? I promise...this won't hurt at all!

 

[rootsfan]

Heard they'll do anything for a Klondike, well I'll do anything for a blonde dyke.

I made involuntary noises when I opened this. They reached well above my usual tonal range.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I made involuntary noises when I opened this. They reached well above my usual tonal range.

Regressing to pubertyesque issues are to be expected when viewing my pics.

 

[rootsfan]

Regressing to pubertyesque issues are to be expected when viewing my pics.

Ah. That explains all the erections.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Heard they'll do anything for a Klondike, well I'll do anything for a blonde dyke.

Lies! All lies! You just want the cock!

Hot pic, too!

 

[MetroNJ]

Heard they'll do anything for a Klondike, well I'll do anything for a blonde dyke.

I would do anything if you moved the panties.

 

[Baron Waste]

Regressing to pubertyesque issues are to be expected when viewing my pics.

I would have to say that is entirely too true.

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Heard they'll do anything for a Klondike, well I'll do anything for a blonde dyke.

Great pics and now she rhymes...

 

[bouncer225]

Heard they'll do anything for a Klondike, well I'll do anything for a blonde dyke.

HO

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SHIT