First Timer

[EvilMcMonkey]

What? You dont like the dumb girls?

I don't have enough shiny objects to amuse them with.

"Ooo, shiny penny! Ooo!"

I've always gone for the brilliant girls. It's even better if they're smart enough for both of us!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I thought you were across the street...

I am. Just come knock on my door naked

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm closer now, but I don't advise you to close your eyes when you're swimming across an ocean...

I dont like the ocean. Scary things live in there.

 

[SonofKrypton]

I am. Just come knock on my door naked

I do need to borrow a cup of sugar...

 

[OGME]

I dont like the ocean. Scary things live in there.

OK try the other method proposed in my location line...

 

[quietlyhorny]

I dont like the ocean. Scary things live in there.

Really?! Sure somethings are scary, but the ocean is beautiful.... and it would be even more so if you were in it.

 

[AtFirstSight]

OK try the other method proposed in my location line...

I ammm feeling kind of sleepy.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Really?! Sure somethings are scary, but the ocean is beautiful.... and it would be even more so if you were in it.

Well I like looking at the ocean. What do you think I am? A non-appreciative nature hater? Being in it is just scary.

 

[OGME]

And i gotta say that I don't believe your location. Across the street from me is the Job Centre, and when i go there at night, all I get is a security guard turning up - what's all that about?

 

[AtFirstSight]

And i gotta say that I don't believe your location. Across the street from me is the Job Centre, and when i go there at night, all I get is a security guard turning up - what's all that about?

That's my pimp. Just tell him that you're Hugh Jass and he'll let you in. Funny code word, I know.

 

[OGME]

That's my pimp. Just tell him that you're Hugh Jass and he'll let you in. Funny code word, I know.

OK. I'll try that. I'll be over in a minute. Be ready...

 

[quietlyhorny]

Well I like looking at the ocean. What do you think I am? A non-appreciative nature hater? Being in it is just scary.

No, no, no. I thought you were crazy for not liking the ocean and I was trying to fit in a clever compliment...

Like I'll try and do that again

There's a little sarcasm there....

 

[AtFirstSight]

No, no, no. I thought you were crazy for not liking the ocean and I was trying to fit in a clever compliment...

Like I'll try and do that again

There's a little sarcasm there....

I'm one of the hardest people to compliment.

 

[quietlyhorny]

I'm one of the hardest people to compliment.

But you're so easy to. There's just sooooo much to work with

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

That's my pimp. Just tell him that you're Hugh Jass and he'll let you in. Funny code word, I know.

I was telling him I was Hugh Jorgan...I knew I was doing something wrong.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I was telling him I was Hugh Jorgan...I knew I was doing something wrong.

In your case you can tell him that you're Hugh Jidiot.

ooooooh burn lol

 

[OGME]

I was telling him I was Hugh Jorgan...I knew I was doing something wrong.

That would explain the Police van, then...

 

[AtFirstSight]

But you're so easy to. There's just sooooo much to work with

Is that a roundabout way of saying that I'm excessively large?

kidding

 

[AtFirstSight]

That would explain the Police van, then...

lmao..love it

 

[quietlyhorny]

I'm off to bed...

Do you need your 10am wakeup bark?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'm off to bed...

Do you need your 10am wakeup bark?

no I do not. Go kick the dog for me at 9:55

 

[quietlyhorny]

no I do not. Go kick the dog for me at 9:55

lol.. will do.
G'night!

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

Hello Gorgeous, how've ya been

 

[EvilMcMonkey]

In your case you can tell him that you're Hugh Jidiot.

ooooooh burn lol

I'm just gonna pronounce it zhee-doh, and make it outrageously French...

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hello Gorgeous, how've ya been

good..and yourself?