First Timer

[MacGuffinn]

See, I like football and giving head. And I'm single. Ridiculous, I say.

I can only offer soooo many times before I get bored.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Can you show me just how far the east is from the west?

Umm... about the length of my cock?

Damn girl! Them's some fine interviewing clothes!

 

[AtFirstSight]

I can only offer soooo many times before I get bored.

Well what if I said that I wanted to take you up on your offer.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Umm... about the length of my cock?

Damn girl! Them's some fine interviewing clothes!

Oh? And what position would you be interviewing me for?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Ummm...just fucking WOW!

WOW is a Christian music Cd. I dont think that they would approve of the pics I just posted

 

[MacGuffinn]

Well what if I said that I wanted to take you up on your offer.

I'd celebrate.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'd celebrate.

By taking me from behind until neither of us could move?

 

[MacGuffinn]

Oh? And what position would you be interviewing me for?

Well, since you only showed me two positions, I'd hope to keep interviewing and seeing if you were capable of, well, all of them.

 

[MacGuffinn]

By taking me from behind until neither of us could move?

What? Why celebrate with something that's a daily occurance. You know me better than that!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, since you only showed me two positions, I'd hope to keep interviewing and seeing if you were capable of, well, all of them.

I'd like to be in this position, with you interviewing from behind me.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*gasp* I wonder if my new shoes came in the mail today! *runs downstairs with glee*

 

[SonofKrypton]

I'd like to be in this position, with you interviewing from behind me.

'interviewing' is that what we're calling it now?

 

[tedybehr]

AFS ... All I can say about the new pics is ... OMG!!!!!!!!!!

x 12 for you

 

[AtFirstSight]

'interviewing' is that what we're calling it now?

Hey, it's how I end up getting all of my jobs anyway

kidding!

 

[OGME]

 

[MacGuffinn]

I'd like to be in this position, with you interviewing from behind me.

And so I would. Just a few more "questions," methinks.

 

[nathan122]

d-o-r-k

Thank you for the compliments. I really do appreciate them

And I like the joke. I laughed b/c I'm a dork like that.

You're welcome... and they are sincere.

I'm glad you liked the joke, but...

it's hard to type "dork" with one hand

nathan

 

[AtFirstSight]

And so I would. Just a few more "questions," methinks.

Guuuff..are you one of those guys who talks the entire time they "interview"?

 

[AtFirstSight]

You're welcome... and they are sincere.

I'm glad you liked the joke, but...

it's hard to type "dork" with one hand

nathan

Wait...you only have 1 hand?

God..what if I were really that blonde?

 

[MacGuffinn]

Hey, it's how I end up getting all of my jobs anyway

kidding!

Yeah, I wish it wasn't so for me... my knees are sore.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Guuuff..are you one of those guys who talks the entire time they "interview"?

Yeah, I say "shut up and listen" or "shut up and take it" more often than I probably should. Sexual harassment and all that.

 

[SonofKrypton]

Hey, it's how I end up getting all of my jobs anyway

kidding!

just checking, I was going to try to schedule one...

 

[EndCredits]

Can you show me just how far the east is from the west?

I repeat: I am in love with your hips.

 

[AtFirstSight]

"shut up and take it"

That would turn me on. As long as we could curl up afterward and cuddle a bit.

 

[AtFirstSight]

I repeat: I am in love with your hips.

So..if my hips were somehow detachable, and I gave them to you, would you be content? Or would something be missing.