First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

That five seconds of strippin' carries the opportunity cost of five seconds fuckin'. Life's too short, and when I get ahold of you I don't want any undue delays. When the time comes, consider yourself duly instructed.

Couldn't you just push the underwear aside and fuck me that way?

 

[EndCredits]

Couldn't you just push the underwear aside and fuck me that way?

Can I volunteer for that?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Couldn't you just push the underwear aside and fuck me that way?

I could...but I'd rather take them off of you, then fuck and fuck hard.

 

[Street Dog]

Rules is rules: I'll let you know when I'm coming, and when I get there, I don't want any knickers. Up until then you can do as you please.

Now rub a body part in my face.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Can I volunteer for that?

lol why yes you may

 

[AtFirstSight]

Rules is rules: I'll let you know when I'm coming, and when I get there, I don't want any knickers. Up until then you can do as you please.

Now rub a body part in my face.

Well! I knew the French were rude, but you Englishmen are pretty damn particular. You're lucky that I'd like you're accent so much that it wouldn't matter

 

[EndCredits]

lol why yes you may

Thanks!

And nice new picture!

 

[Street Dog]

Well! I knew the French were rude, but you Englishmen are pretty damn particular. You're lucky that I'd like you're accent so much that it wouldn't matter

You know the French too, huh?

Another glorious picture, AFS. Did you just take it now?

 

[MacGuffinn]

I suppose it would be. You always have the best ideas

Yeah? Well, right now I'm drinking rum and thinking you'd make a good addition to my lap.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You know the French too, huh?

Another glorious picture, AFS. Did you just take it now?

I didn't take it just now. But I do know the French and I'd much rather get to know you

 

[AtFirstSight]

Yeah? Well, right now I'm drinking rum and thinking you'd make a good addition to my lap.

But where is all the rum?

*sets your drink off to the side and straddles your lap* Now what?

 

[Street Dog]

I didn't take it just now. But I do know the French and I'd much rather get to know you

A good choice, the French are historically soft on fascism .

AFS, whenever I'm on here for any length of time I always get the urge to start my own picture thread. Have you found it a worthwhile exercise?

 

[AtFirstSight]

A good choice, the French are historically soft on fascism .

AFS, whenever I'm on here for any length of time I always get the urge to start my own picture thread. Have you found it a worthwhile exercise?

That almost felt like a Dear Abbey sort of letter.

It is worthwhile in a way. Get an ego boost when you need one, talk to cool people (for the most part--but even weirdos are fun(ny).) And I would definitely enjoy looking at you

 

[MacGuffinn]

But where is all the rum?

*sets your drink off to the side and straddles your lap* Now what?

Well, at that point I'd grab you by your hot lil asscheeks and grind you into my stiffening member.

Then I'd grab another swig of rum.

 

[Street Dog]

You don't know what I look like (skinny, need to put some muscle back on before I do it ).

 

[AtFirstSight]

Well, at that point I'd grab you by your hot lil asscheeks and grind you into my stiffening member.

Then I'd grab another swig of rum.

Mm I like where this would be leading. Unfortunately I'm incredibly tired and have to work tomorrow.

 

[AtFirstSight]

You don't know what I look like (skinny, need to put some muscle back on before I do it ).

Men..you're worse than women, I swear

I'm sure you look just fine

night

 

[Street Dog]

Sweet dreams


*fingers you*

 

[MacGuffinn]

Mm I like where this would be leading. Unfortunately I'm incredibly tired and have to work tomorrow.

Yeah well, you know how to get a hold of me. O yeah.

 

[rootsfan]

Hey..he's sexy in a distinguished kind of way. And might I ask who is in my league?

*cough* I have a bit of that "distinguished* salt in my hair. I can't figure out who's in your league, though--seriously.

Couldn't you just push the underwear aside and fuck me that way?

But then it'd rub against my shaft. If I was in a hurry, I might have to rip it off.

 

[AtFirstSight]

But then it'd rub against my shaft. If I was in a hurry, I might have to rip it off.

Then you'd better plan on buying me some new ones

 

[rootsfan]

Then you'd better plan on buying me some new ones

Oh, it'd be totally worth it. Could I choose the new undies, too?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh, it'd be totally worth it. Could I choose the new undies, too?

Of course. No fun picking them out myself

 

[Idigsoftclams]

Panties are like the tissue paper on a well wrapped gift; by the time you get to them you have a real good idea about what you are getting, but they still give you once more layer of anticipation!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Panties are like the tissue paper on a well wrapped gift; by the time you get to them you have a real good idea about what you are getting, but they still give you once more layer of anticipation!

Very nicely said. I definitely agree