First Timer

[youngleo]

Nice perky breasts.

 

[Slave Master]

That's not a nice wish

Oh my



Katie

 

[Street Dog]

Hardly the most original comment, I know, but it still needs to be stated: great tits.

*nods*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hardly the most original comment, I know, but it still needs to be stated: great tits.

*nods*

yeah, they are. Never throw tantrums, low-maintenance, and fairly good company at night.

 

[Street Dog]

yeah, they are. Never throw tantrums, low-maintenance, and fairly good company at night.

I wonder, does the same apply to their owner?

 

[jeepman6]

yeah, they are. Never throw tantrums, low-maintenance, and fairly good company at night.

I've always been a company man

 

[AtFirstSight]

I wonder, does the same apply to their owner?

Why yes it does.

My ex once told me that one of my best qualities was being very low-maintenance.

 

[Street Dog]

Why yes it does.

My ex once told me that one of my best qualities was being very low-maintenance.

Back to the tits, are they currently in need of maintenance, rubbing-down, or any other attention?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Back to the tits, are they currently in need of maintenance, rubbing-down, or any other attention?

If you were here I'm sure that they would like some "maintenance"

 

[AtFirstSight]

I've always been a company man

I've always been fond of those.

 

[Street Dog]

Any luck with that fella from your work you were interested in? Did any of the advice you received from your adoring legions here prove any use?

 

[AtFirstSight]

Any luck with that fella from your work you were interested in? Did any of the advice you received from your adoring legions here prove any use?

He hasn't come in since There is one guy who looks like Anderson Cooper, though. I would totally tap that

 

[Street Dog]

*googles Anderson Cooper*

The CNN guy? He's not in your league, blondie, you're miles better then that.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*googles Anderson Cooper*

The CNN guy? He's not in your league, blondie, you're miles better then that.

Hey..he's sexy in a distinguished kind of way. And might I ask who is in my league?

 

[Faime]

Hey..he's sexy in a distinguished kind of way. And might I ask who is in my league?

I totally am!

 

[Street Dog]

And might I ask who is in my league?

No-one, of course.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Hey..he's sexy in a distinguished kind of way. And might I ask who is in my league?

No-one I think is in my tree. I mean it must be high or low.

 

[AtFirstSight]

No-one, of course.

well that makes it kind of lonely for me, doesn't it?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I totally am!

of course you are

 

[Faime]

of course you are

So knew it. *kisses*

 

[Street Dog]

well that makes it kind of lonely for me, doesn't it?

Not necessarily, it just means you have to demean yourself with dogs, curs and mortals, like me.

*snaps your knicker elastic*

 

[AtFirstSight]

Not necessarily, it just means you have to demean yourself with dogs, curs and mortals, like me.

*snaps your knicker elastic*

Hey! *rubs her hip* just because I'm shopping online for underwear doesn't mean you can do that!

 

[Street Dog]

Hey! *rubs her hip* just because I'm shopping online for underwear doesn't mean you can do that!

Underwear? I'd prefer if you didn't, purely as a time-saving measure.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Underwear? I'd prefer if you didn't, purely as a time-saving measure.

There is nothing wrong with underwear. It takes about 5 seconds to remove, and besides, VS panties are pertty.

 

[Street Dog]

That five seconds of strippin' carries the opportunity cost of five seconds fuckin'. Life's too short, and when I get ahold of you I don't want any undue delays. When the time comes, consider yourself duly instructed.