First Timer

[AtFirstSight]

*puts on his best instense stare* Really? Heh heh heh.

Really. Though I may need some tips on how to be bad. I haven't had much experience.

 

[BlueBard]

Really. Though I may need some tips on how to be bad. I haven't had much experience.

How much experience have you had?

 

[AtFirstSight]

I'd agree with you there, stroking is an excellent way in which to console something, kissing being another..

I've sent you a Pm by the way, you should check it out

Kissing your cock on the first "date" (haha) what kind of girl do you take me for?

 

[Baron Waste]

Really. Though I may need some tips on how to be bad. I haven't had much experience.

LOL Keep picking on me, and see what happens. And you are soooo bad in the very best way already, why mess with it?

 

[AtFirstSight]

How much experience have you had?

With guys? Not too much.

 

[Baron Waste]

Kissing your cock on the first "date" (haha) what kind of girl do you take me for?

*raises his hand* Ooooo...Ooooooo, I know, pick me!

 

[AtFirstSight]

LOL Keep picking on me, and see what happens. And you are soooo bad in the very best way already, why mess with it?

*takes her hand away out of your pants* Fine, I wont mess with it You moose humping dildo licker. lol

 

[BlueBard]

With guys? Not too much.

Oh really. Hmmmm. Not much experience with guys, but a lot of experience with...

 

[AtFirstSight]

*raises his hand* Ooooo...Ooooooo, I know, pick me!

Okay Horshack...I'll pick you.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Oh really. Hmmmm. Not much experience with guys, but a lot of experience with...

No experience with girls

 

[BlueBard]

No experience with guys. No experience with girls. Now I'm getting freaked out.

 

[Omnipotency]

Kissing your cock on the first "date" (haha) what kind of girl do you take me for?

A beautiful, sexually adventurous, enchanting and entrancing one? (Flattery gets you everywhere...)

If you'd rather it went unused.. for now.. i could just as easily do something for you, i enjoy giving just as much as receiving

 

[Baron Waste]

*takes her hand away out of your pants* Fine, I wont mess with it You moose humping dildo licker. lol

*puts your hand back* Who are you calling a dildo licker? One time! Jeez! *pulling you down onto my lap* Withholding attention? *tsk**tsk* That's not bad, that's downright evil...welcome to my playground.

 

[AtFirstSight]

No experience with guys. No experience with girls. Now I'm getting freaked out.

Why would that freak you out? And I didn't say no experience with guys. I just meant not a whole lot.

 

[AtFirstSight]

A beautiful, sexually adventurous, enchanting and entrancing one? (Flattery gets you everywhere...)

If you'd rather it went unused.. for now.. i could just as easily do something for you, i enjoy giving just as much as receiving

haha well that's good at least. can't stand a guy who's all about getting.

 

[Baron Waste]

Okay Horshack...I'll pick you.

ROTFLMAO I thought I was the only one who understood obscure Kotter references. I knew there was a reason I liked you...okay, it's one more to add to the list.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*puts your hand back* Who are you calling a dildo licker? One time! Jeez! *pulling you down onto my lap* Withholding attention? *tsk**tsk* That's not bad, that's downright evil...welcome to my playground.

This is one shitty playground, let me tell you. No slide. No swings. All I see is a flagpole, two boulders, and some decorative foliage. What's to play with?

 

[AtFirstSight]

ROTFLMAO I thought I was the only one who understood obscure Kotter references. I knew there was a reason I liked you...okay, it's one more to add to the list.

well Kotter was a bit before my time, but I watched Nick @ Nite a lot as a kid. Actually, I had the hots for a lot of the men on those shows :/

 

[Baron Waste]

This is one shitty playground, let me tell you. No slide. No swings. All I see is a flagpole, two boulders, and some decorative foliage. What's to play with?

*a sinister grin crosses my face and I stick out my tongue* You missed the sit-and-spin. *I twine my fingers in your hair pulling your lips to mine and flicking them with the end of my tongue* That's for picking on my playground.

 

[Baron Waste]

well Kotter was a bit before my time, but I watched Nick @ Nite a lot as a kid. Actually, I had the hots for a lot of the men on those shows :/

I am not wearing an afro wig, so get that right out of your head. Who am I kidding? I'd wear clown shoes and a ball gown if it turned you on.

 

[AtFirstSight]

*a sinister grin crosses my face and I stick out my tongue* You missed the sit-and-spin. *I twine my fingers in your hair pulling your lips to mine and flicking them with the end of my tongue* That's for picking on my playground.

Sit-and-spins? I looooved those. I could go really fast *bumps up against your playground, rubbing back and forth a bit as I dart my tongue out to meet yours*

 

[AtFirstSight]

I am not wearing an afro wig, so get that right out of your head. Who am I kidding? I'd wear clown shoes and a ball gown if it turned you on.

no no no. No afro wig. But Major Nelson from I Dream of Jeannie....let's just say I would've found plenty of missions for his rocket.

 

[Omnipotency]

I seem to have misplaced the location of my favourite picture of you within the plethora of pages this thread now contains, it is of you, seated, legs slightly open in a skirt with some black panties showing..

Now that would be a sight to see, and i'd happily hasten to manoeuvre myself between those legs and acquaint myself with what is between them

 

[BlueBard]

Major Nelson? No way. Everyone had to have a thing for Jeannie. I mean who didn't fantasize about getting it on inside that bottle with those couches and pillows. Damn, I'm getting bloodflow just thinking about it. And actually, her evil sister - wow! Talk about knowing how to get naughty!

 

[AtFirstSight]

Major Nelson? No way. Everyone had to have a thing for Jeannie. I mean who didn't fantasize about getting it on inside that bottle with those couches and pillows. Damn, I'm getting bloodflow just thinking about it. And actually, her evil sister - wow! Talk about knowing how to get naughty!

Well seeings as how I dont fantasize about women, it's no wonder I chose Major Nelson instead