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Omnipotency said:
Now i leave you with a question AtFirstSight my dear... How would you like to welcome me?

/Omnipotency

hmm...I guess I would say "thanks for checking out the thread! Your compliments were very kind and I appreciate them. I hope you come back to play sometime ;)"
 
*pokes his head in, gives you a wink and a smile then heads back to the woods*
 
Plenty more where they came from my dear, i found myself perusing this thread, my eyes drinking in with delirious thirst the erotic poses and delicate curves of your rather ample body and felt compelled to tell you what effect they had on me :rolleyes:

Play you say? What do you have in mind? :devil:
 
Baron Waste said:
*pokes his head in, gives you a wink and a smile then heads back to the woods*

I have to ask...which head?

And..if it's the one that resides in your pants, then I must say I'm impressed by his ability to wink and smile.

:)
 
Omnipotency said:
Play you say? What do you have in mind? :devil:

Well my absolute favorite game (not including the board type) is hide-n-seek. I'll even go first. You find someplace to hide your (I dont want to say "little") friend.
 
I like the way you think AtFirstSight, hide the purple sausage has always been a favourite game of mine (Got to love the romantic term there)
I can think of many places to hide my friend down there, namely a few orifices you possess, would you honestly object though?
 
Omnipotency said:
I like the way you think AtFirstSight, hide the purple sausage has always been a favourite game of mine (Got to love the romantic term there)
I can think of many places to hide my friend down there, namely a few orifices you possess, would you honestly object though?

Honestly? I might object a little. In jest.

ps. idk why, but I've always found it extremely sexy when guys add the u in favorite
 
I'm not sure i'd be too bothered if you objected, i'd probably take you anyway :p

I think the difference in spelling would be my location, certain words are spelt differently between our countries, i believe you are located somewhere in the U.S? I am from England, words such as Colour also have this spelling alteration as far as i am aware.
 
Omnipotency said:
I'm not sure i'd be too bothered if you objected, i'd probably take you anyway :p

I think the difference in spelling would be my location, certain words are spelt differently between our countries, i believe you are located somewhere in the U.S? I am from England, words such as Colour also have this spelling alteration as far as i am aware.

You'd take me anyway? You bloody sod!

Yeah..I am from the US of A. The BEST COUNTRY EVER! (I'm so kidding.) I think colour looks a bit funny. Do you spell 'realize' with an s, too?
 
AtFirstSight said:
You'd take me anyway? You bloody sod!

Yeah..I am from the US of A. The BEST COUNTRY EVER! (I'm so kidding.) I think colour looks a bit funny. Do you spell 'realize' with an s, too?

The only moaning you'd be doing if i did, was that of in ecstasy, and yes indeed we do spell it as realise, cultural differences for you.
 
Howwdy

At First sight??? It is pretty hard to look away.
Hell I am pretty hard too, now.

U look fantastic in all colours hope you realise.
Cum up to Canada Eh
 
Anyway, back to our game AtFirstSight my dear, he is hidden, currently contained with an item of clothing of mine, care to search for him?
 
Omnipotency said:
Anyway, back to our game AtFirstSight my dear, he is hidden, currently contained with an item of clothing of mine, care to search for him?

You know, the great part about dicks is that they rarely move around much. I bet I could find him easy ;)
 
AtFirstSight said:
I have to ask...which head?

And..if it's the one that resides in your pants, then I must say I'm impressed by his ability to wink and smile.

:)
He does tricks but winking and smiling aren't currently in his repertoire, of course when you're around anything's possible. It's when he does the thinking that we have issues. And from the way you're picking on me lately, I'd say somebody's due for a good tongue lashing :p
 
AtFirstSight said:
You know, the great part about dicks is that they rarely move around much. I bet I could find him easy ;)

I have to admire the way in which we are created, such an easy place for you to find, somebody wanted us to have some fun, i'm thinking you should rescue him from his confines and console him in any way you see fit ;)
 
Baron Waste said:
He does tricks but winking and smiling aren't currently in his repertoire, of course when you're around anything's possible. It's when he does the thinking that we have issues. And from the way you're picking on me lately, I'd say somebody's due for a good tongue lashing :p
wait...let's make sure I have this straight. If I make fun of you I get a tongue-lashing? Or I have to give you one?

Cuz if it's the former then you can expect to get made fun of a loooooot more ;)
 
AtFirstSight said:
wait...let's make sure I have this straight. If I make fun of you I get a tongue-lashing? Or I have to give you one?

Cuz if it's the former then you can expect to get made fun of a loooooot more ;)
Ummm, no, you'd get one...and it's not like it's supposed to be punishment. ;)
 
Omnipotency said:
I have to admire the way in which we are created, such an easy place for you to find, somebody wanted us to have some fun, i'm thinking you should rescue him from his confines and console him in any way you see fit ;)

Well it's my experience that they like to be rubbed. So I could probably take him in my hand and stroke him for a while.
 
Baron Waste said:
Ummm, no, you'd get one...and it's not like it's supposed to be punishment. ;)

If it were punishment I have a feeling I'd be a bad girl for you.
 
I'd agree with you there, stroking is an excellent way in which to console something, kissing being another..

I've sent you a Pm by the way, you should check it out :p
 
But what if I told you good girls get a grilled cheese with bacon and a chocolate Klondike bar? :devil:
 
AtFirstSight said:
If it were punishment I have a feeling I'd be a bad girl for you.


You slut! I turn my back for a second, well maybe a couple of days worth of seconds, and you're becoming a "bad girl" for someone else? Damn it.
 
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