First thought when you see the above poster's username

[Fingerfuxs]

Blue Oyster Cult

 

[vidiman]

Yes they do!!

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

Is he a carpenter or optician?

 

[lanceGibs]

Intoxicatingly sweet.

 

[HotChef1970]

Is he a carpenter or optician?

That’s classy and fruity

 

[lanceGibs]

That’s classy and fruity

Cooks to live

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

Cooks to live

was he in the army?

 

[lanceGibs]

was he in the army?

Loves to be eaten.

 

[Sundayschild]

Loves to be eaten.

I wish the L was capitalised.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I wish the L was capitalised.

Hmmm... look at the profile picture....still scruffy...nice!

 

[LibraStud]

Hmmm... look at the profile picture....still scruffy...nice!

I hope that she loves anal fun having a sexy ass like that!

 

[redraven13]

I hope that she loves anal fun having a sexy ass like that!

Nice Jock strap

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Nice Jock strap

That smile up there under her mask

 

[HotChef1970]

That smile up there under her mask

Mmmm I like that

 

[redraven13]

Mmmm I like that

Yummy...food

 

[HotChef1970]

Yummy...food

Raven mmmm ravenous mmmmmmmmmm, why 13?

 

[Series 6]

Raven mmmm ravenous mmmmmmmmmm, why 13?

Hoping he doesn't burn anything when he's cooking.

 

[HotChef1970]

Hoping he doesn't burn anything when he's cooking.

What happened to Series 1-5?

 

[JerseyJade]

What happened to Series 1-5?

Does he really know how to cook? Hmm.

 

[PaulieJay]

Does he really know how to cook? Hmm.

A tough chick that takes no chit

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

He has a pet chicken

 

[HotChef1970]

I’d like to pop that cherry...

 

[Cyberbella]

I’d like to pop that cherry...

I wonder if he fries bacon naked?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I wonder if he fries bacon naked?

She enjoys cyber...

 

[BadAmy]

I'm guessing he is smiling, or Jeff is. Is he? Who is jeff anyway?
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