First/Last Time You Masturbated?

[TheeGoatPig]

Now, I know that one part of this topic is floating about in another topic, but I hadn't seen the other half, so I figured I'd ask and see what the answers were.

Most people don't believe me when I tell them that I didn't masturbate until I was twenty years old, after my sex life had come and gone. It was int he shower, and I couldn't take not getting any from my ex (who hadn't given me any since a month before we broke up). I felt ashamed at the time, as I was kind've hoping to go forever without doing that (I was a bit of a weirdo when I wa younger [yeah, you're not weird anymore Mr. Tentacle fetish ]).

Oh well.

anyone else want to share?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Shit...I discovered the nice feeling that comes with touching yourself when I was really little...4 or 5 or so.

The last time I masturbated? Yesterday morning.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I was about 12 and "None of you're business"!

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Oh, me!

I'll share my jism with anyone who wishes to quaff with me, ay, and we'll get merry and sing and slap each other on the thigh.

What was the question?

 

[neonlyte]

First Time - can't remember.
Last Time - not there yet.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I was about 12 and "None of you're business"!

You may notice I didn't answer the second part of it either

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

The first time was [censored].

The last time was [censored.]

I [censored] it.

[emoticon censored.]

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Roxanne, I think you're a [censored] [censored]

 

[Aurora Black]

Prudes.

First time: 13 years old.
Last time: 10 minutes ago.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

First: I had been trying for a couple of years, but my first successful attempts was when I was 13....

Last: About an hour or so ago...

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I'm trying to masturbate now, but I can't really concentrate.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Don't feel weird, TGP, I didn't masturbate until I was about 19 or 20. A girlfriend insisted I learn how and prove to her that I could do it right.

As for the last time, about 1:00 p.m. central time, while watching my favorite porno.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Prudes.

First time: 13 years old.
Last time: 10 minutes ago.

Immodest hussy.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Don't feel weird, TGP, I didn't masturbate until I was about 19 or 20. A girlfriend insisted I learn how and prove to her that I could do it right.

As for the last time, about 1:00 p.m. central time, while watching my favorite porno.

Gosh that was punctual of you

 

[Aurora Black]

Immodest hussy.

Damn straight.

 

[Guest]

First time: 11Y I couldn't get enough of my fist ever since.

Last time: In about 30 minutes or so.

 

[IveBeenMunsoned]

First time as a boy, not even old enough to cum, just enough to feel good.

Last time, 10 minutes ago, while talking to the most amazing woman I've ever dreamed of meeting. I can't believe it could feel this good. Damn, sex with her is going to be earth-shattering!

 

[Huckleman2000]

Today.

 

[persephoneate]

first/last time

i masturbated very early but not to orgasm. mostly just felt myself up because it felt good to stroke my skin and whatnot. to orgasm, not until well into my first sexual relationship. i was probably 20. i felt like prometheus. "fire! fire!" yes!

 

[Hotcappucino]

First time was when I think I was 13 or 14. Woke up in the middle of the night with a hard-on. I don't know how I knew what to do (is jacking off instinctual behavior?), but I got myself to come relatively quickly and I've been doing it pretty regularly ever since.

Last time was this afternoon at work (luckily I have my own office where I can lock the door).

 

[scriptordelecto]

First time about 15 years old (I always was a late bloomer) Last time was before work today.

 

[Skip1934a]

My first time was at age six, after watching older boys doing it. Utter failure. My first satisfactory masturbation was at age 13.

My last? Just wiping up the mess.

 

[Liar]

First: Don't remember. 12-13-ish, I guess.
Last: Not yet, I hope.
Latest: Will have to update this post on a regular basis. Pretty much daily, unless I get laid.

 

[ungenderless]

Immodest hussy.

Damn straight.

Now you have a quote to put in your signature.


As for me, I don't remember the exact age. But I do remember thinking that I was exercising (hey, it made sense at the time). Last time was yesterday. It's just too bloody early yet.

 

[Pure]

you mean its' NOT exercizing?