First Annual Terrorist Convention to be held in Las Vegas

[Rhys]

Around or on July 4th according to MSNBC crawl.


Isn't that the same time as the Elvis convention and the Shriners?

Yippee! Skip! I think I will call in sick that week.

 

[Rhys]

Okay so if that happens, I am likely to die

who wants to fuck me silly now?

 

[Rhys]

Oh come on you guys...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's odd that you EVER pick up someone else's phone call on your cell phone.

Odder still that they would be terrorists.

Odder more that they would be speaking in Arabic, which you actually understand.

There's something truly off about this story.

 

[miles]

O-kayyyyy.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

It's odd that you EVER pick up someone else's phone call on your cell phone.

Odder still that they would be terrorists.

Odder more that they would be speaking in Arabic, which you actually understand.

There's something truly off about this story.

Did anybody see Redwave in the background?

Rhumb

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I wouldnt believe it would be the first convention

Nor that quite a few dont live there already... but the many elvii about could explain something.

 

[Rhys]

I wouldnt believe it would be the first convention

Nor that quite a few dont live there already... but the many elvii about could explain something.

Terrorists are one thing but trying to get a table at MiniMart when the Elvii are in town? Next to impossible...

fuckin scary is what it is...

 

[sunstruck]

You can come stay here. We don't have terrorists on the cape. The tourists scare them off.

 

[Rhys]

You can come stay here. We don't have terrorists on the cape. The tourists scare them off.

Tourists and terrorists what a combination...




*hides under bed, whimpering*

 

[EX-Member]

tenth post...

 

[Laurel]

It's odd that you EVER pick up someone else's phone call on your cell phone.

Odder still that they would be terrorists.

Odder more that they would be speaking in Arabic, which you actually understand.

There's something truly off about this story.

That's the very first thing I thought when I heard the story. Sounded pretty hokey to me, and the conversation the guy supposedly overheard was straight out of a comic book.

Sure enough, the moron failed a lie detector test and the warning has been rescinded. Whatta maroon.

 

[Azwed]

Ye gods miles warn some people ehhh

 

[Rhys]

That's the very first thing I thought when I heard the story. Sounded pretty hokey to me, and the conversation the guy supposedly overheard was straight out of a comic book.

Sure enough, the moron failed a lie detector test and the warning has been rescinded. Whatta maroon.

Figures. I thought I might at least get laid on the "its my last night on earth" premise...but for some silly fuck..

oh well.

back to the drawing board.