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NEW: Kitchen & Date night
NEW: Kitchen & Date night
Can anyone guess who was stood up tonight?... Why do I even try?
No Way! Well you know we here would never stand you up.
Umm...darlin, it was one of the "we"!!
Umm...darlin, it was one of the "we"!!
Can anyone guess who was stood up tonight?... Why do I even try?
x 13Screw this. I'm going to go buy a new toy.
I will make a good night out Of this.
And if YOU are reading this...you better be in the hospital with a priest giving you last rites -_- however, if that is not the case, then I hereby forbid you fr ever coming to me when you need to get off. I hope you balls really do turn blue >:-[
Whew..I feel better : > so what'll it be, vibrator? Or something for my nipples?...decisions decisions
Screw this. I'm going to go buy a new toy.
I will make a good night out Of this.
And if YOU are reading this...you better be in the hospital with a priest giving you last rites -_- however, if that is not the case, then I hereby forbid you fr ever coming to me when you need to get off. I hope you balls really do turn blue >:-[
Whew..I feel better : > so what'll it be, vibrator? Or something for my nipples?...decisions decisions
what about a vibrator named oscarand def some nipple clamps .. mmm
instead of HIS balls turning blue , how about they just fall off ?
NEW: Kitchen & Date night
Will post pics later of me and my TWO new toys
Whew..I feel better : > so what'll it be, vibrator? Or something for my nipples?...decisions decisions

Will post pics later of me and my TWO new toys