Finally, a Church that believes in the same things I do!

LOL Now that's my kind of church..... The church of the redneck......

Back in the early 70's a friend of mine opened a nude bar in Pasadena Calif... the city fathers decided that it wasn't good for their image as the Rose Parade Capital so they pulled his liquior licience... A few weeks later he opened up as the Church of the Naked Truth... Naked dancers and free beer for a small donation at the door... He made a small fortune.... lol
 
TxRad said:
LOL Now that's my kind of church..... The church of the redneck......

Back in the early 70's a friend of mine opened a nude bar in Pasadena Calif... the city fathers decided that it wasn't good for their image as the Rose Parade Capital so they pulled his liquior licience... A few weeks later he opened up as the Church of the Naked Truth... Naked dancers and free beer for a small donation at the door... He made a small fortune.... lol

Now that is my kind of church. I do have to ask, how o they baptise the new members?

Cat
 
TxRad said:
LOL Now that's my kind of church..... The church of the redneck......

Back in the early 70's a friend of mine opened a nude bar in Pasadena Calif... the city fathers decided that it wasn't good for their image as the Rose Parade Capital so they pulled his liquior licience... A few weeks later he opened up as the Church of the Naked Truth... Naked dancers and free beer for a small donation at the door... He made a small fortune.... lol

naked dancers, free beer = salvation, cash

...taking notes...
 
vella_ms said:
can i get an
AMEN!?
FOR THE HOLY HOPS!

Vella.....Just put the beer down and back away......and put your clothes back on....for now...... :D
 
Made a buddy a Beer Church minister as a present a year ago Christmas. He will perform wedding ceremonies only when all parties are intoxicated. :D

Leads prayer, too. "Prosit!! Amen."
 
The_Fool said:
Vella.....Just put the beer down and back away......and put your clothes back on....for now...... :D


<wide-eyed>
"Put your clothes back on"??!?!??
Some one grab the keg! Brother Fool is in need of an exorcism! <VBG> :cool:
 
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