Filthy pervert!

Honey123 said:
So, when the English say they are proper....does that mean they are pro pervert?
Depends. Are you a proper gal?
 
Ok, lets see if i can explain this a little better

I did not say i was a pro pervert... i said i was a provert...

That someone who has perversion down to an art....

I know it's a dirty job but someone has to do it and i'm just the guy...
 
neonlyte said:
There are few places where you can have social intercourse with a three legged donkey and remain on the right side of the law. In my defence I would like to point out that the donkey blushes when the language (and action) becomes close to point of embarrassing me, the donkey, and the Four Hundred and Seventy Six Thousand One Hundred and Sixteen members of this exclusive Club. The handing out of carrots at the entrance portal continues to intrique me, there are only so many carrots a donkey can ingest, what the hell is happening to all the others? I've heard stories but I'm really not into vegophilia, and it is certainly not into me. Am I depraved? Only for the write person (sic). Does it give me the horn? I've squeezed most bits of the donkey and none of them make a noise. Do I have a defence? No and neither does the Donkey, he has a fence.

Count them!

Will you have my babies?

:heart:
 
Loved the threadjack, btw, guys. Keep it up! You're keeping me up. :catroar:


TxRad, yes, that you are! And I'm just the donkey...
 
3 Legged Donkey said:
:cool:

Hold still, I wanna reach that spot right... There!

Yum.

Donkeys like Honey and they have very long tongues. :p

Honey's like long tongues...
 
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