Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[bbcbarry9033]

The All Anal Academy is one of the finest niche websites out there and if that's your thing, then I would certainly say it was worth it.

What are the benefits of these zoom calls at work?

Now everyone can be bottomless at work. It's the new 'casual Friday'.

Where did the weekend go?

 

[Series 6]

Now everyone can be bottomless at work. It's the new 'casual Friday'.

Where did the weekend go?

The weekend didn't go anywhere - it stayed home and masturbated to porn and Literotica.

Why are the shopping malls becoming empty?

 

[Vitriolhack]

The weekend didn't go anywhere - it stayed home and masturbated to porn and Literotica.

Why are the shopping malls becoming empty?

Because people just continued their Covid activities, staying home, day drinking and fucking live or online!

Any car recommendation?

 

[Series 6]

Because people just continued their Covid activities, staying home, day drinking and fucking live or online!

Any car recommendation?

Get an el Camino because the front is like a car, the back is like a truck.
El Camino! El Camino! The front is where you drive, the back is where you fuck!

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Get an el Camino because the front is like a car, the back is like a truck.
El Camino! El Camino! The front is where you drive, the back is where you fuck!

Question to continue the thread?

 

[Series 6]

Question to continue the thread?

Oops, sorry about that Blue!

Do you have any investment advice?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Well, I could type a question, but my hands are kind of occupied at the moment, but maybe when I finish and clean up I can......give me five seconds!!

Is there a better question?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

I'll answer series 6's question,
Investment, in vest meant that was all she was wearing, and the vest wasn't buttoned up.

Why are buttons important?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Because it is easier to rip buttoned clothing off someone when things get hot!

Why do men like spankings?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

We just do. I'm waiting....

Is it worth the wait?

 

[LeinadVirgo]

We just do. I'm waiting....

Is it worth the wait?

Generally no, not worth it. Buf every one in a while you find a person you click with, and that matters

 

[Vitriolhack]

We just do. I'm waiting....

Is it worth the wait?

In the hands of a professional spanker, one that knows how to dose the strength of their slaps and that also knows how to massage the cheek to chase the pain away, it’s amazing! The incessant question is, is it pleasure or is it pain? You can all answer that one in your heads, preferably bent over someone’s knees.

Best time to mow the lawn?

 

[flynn99]

Right before a hot date... But it's also cute to leave a landing strip above for decoration.

Should I invest in a retirement account?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Yes if you want to retire!

Should men remove all excess body hair?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Yes if you want to retire!

Should men remove all excess body hair?

Eventually. Pubic hair in the teeth is a rite of passage.

Why is August so hot?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Don't worry yourself with why it's so hot, just strip down and enjoy.

Which hemisphere is hotter, north or south?

 

[Anna_Morgan]

Yes, depending on what motivates you.

What's your favorite day of the week?

 

[Treeview]

What's your favorite day of the week?

The day we spend together

Who gets dressed to pay for pizza delivery

Ding Ding Ding 1,000th post in this thread!

 

[flynn99]

Why get dressed? Might earn a discount!

Why don't mammals have exoskeletons?

 

[HarryKing1066]

Why don't mammals have exoskeletons?
Because they prefer to get a boner inside!

 

[flynn99]

@HarryKing1066 , you forgot to ask a question

 

[Tio_Narratore]

@HarryKing1066 , you forgot to ask a question

(I'll try.)

What is a baccalaureate?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

A sexy lady, named Laurel, who bakes cakes on cam and does some freaky stuff with her mixing spoons.

Who jumped over the moon?

 

[MargotPayge]

Who jumped over the moon?

Depends on who is doing the mooning.

How did this post get to over 1000 replies?

 

[Bamagan]

How did this post get to over 1000 replies?

Sore knees, an aching jaw, and a very tired mouth!

How long will it take for 1000 more to pop off?