Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Tio_Narratore]

Underwear??? I hope you're talking the shimmery, silky, lacy, delicate kind. We don't discriminate; all colors are welcome!

Who needs a drink?

I do. Make mine a double Redbreast, neat, if you please.
(Sorry I missed your Leap Year post.)

What's the difference between diurnal and nocturnal?

 

[HectorBidon]

What's the difference between diurnal and nocturnal?

Two sides of the same coin. If it's light out when you do it it's the one, if it's dark out it's the other.

What's up with hibernation?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Two sides of the same coin. If it's light out when you do it it's the one, if it's dark out it's the other.

What's up with hibernation?

The Hiber-Nation is the term applied to the mass of fans following Hibernia Jones, who is noted for having fucked 637 men in one day.

Who is Friday named after?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

The Hiber-Nation is the term applied to the mass of fans following Hibernia Jones, who is noted for having fucked 637 men in one day.

Who is Friday named after?

After Thursday (originally Thirst Day). That's the day when you're supposed to try to beat Hibernia's record. You're going to be absolutely fried on Friday!

Why is the weekend only two days long?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Early mistake, they inverted work week and play week. Not too late though, there is a movement to bring back the 5day play week.

Do you butter your toasts?

 

[Lilianna23]

For maximum slide and deliciousness, toasts should always be buttered on both sides.

Does she still sell seashells by the sea shore?

 

[Sparky74]

I can confirm she does, because she gave me Crabs.


Does a Swan really dive?

 

[MargotPayge]

Does a Swan really dive?

I can personally confirm that Ms. Swan is indeed a muff diver.


Why do the English take tea?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

I can personally confirm that Ms. Swan is indeed a muff diver.


Why do the English take tea?

Tea goes great with English buttered biscuites, apparently.

What is a cricket match?

 

[Lilianna23]

Tea goes great with English buttered biscuites, apparently.

What is a cricket match?

You take two crickets and rub them together fast and furiously. In their lust, they burn up. Light your fire.

How does grass grow?

 

[Anna_Morgan]

Today's not over.

How can you get out of a parking ticket?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Today's not over.

How can you get out of a parking ticket?

Well, there are non legal methods that involve close proximity.

What’s your favorite season?

 

[NC_Coastal]

Baseball

Why is a tomato considered a fruit?

 

[Lilianna23]

Baseball

Why is a tomato considered a fruit?

Because it's soft and squishy, yet firm. Salty, juicy, and seedy yet sweet.

Why do naps feel so good?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Because it's soft and squishy, yet firm. Salty, juicy, and seedy yet sweet.

Why do naps feel so good?

If by “naps” you mean nappy headed mo-fos, we feel good cause we know how to lay the pipe!

What causes sleep walking?

 

[Azuldrgon]

If by “naps” you mean nappy headed mo-fos, we feel good cause we know how to lay the pipe!

What causes sleep walking?

Lack of sex.

Why is it difficult to sleep on Sunday nights?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Lack of sex.

Why is it difficult to sleep on Sunday nights?

Because of a fucked up circadian rhythm. Saturday night is for rowdy drinking and loud fucking. Sunday morning = sleeping in church, which means you're wide awake Sunday night stressing about the shitty Monday you're about to have.

What's the most popular girl's name?

 

[Azuldrgon]

What's the most popular girl's name?

Monica.....most should know why.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[MargotPayge]

Why is the sky blue?

You'd be blue too, if you were always at altitude, but never able to join the mile-high club!

How can I get a green thumb?

 

[Trubbycat]

You'd be blue too, if you were always at altitude, but never able to join the mile-high club!

How can I get a green thumb?

Stick it in a nasty girl.

Why do ladies blush?

 

[Azuldrgon]

How can I get a green thumb?

Stick it in Poison Ivy's ass while you rail her from behind. (definite inspirational a time or two.)

Do you really need to shower before you hit the pool?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Stick it in Poison Ivy's ass while you rail her from behind. (definite inspirational a time or two.)

Do you really need to shower before you hit the pool?

Of course; the secretaries always prefer a clean dicktator.

Why is that ball game called pool?

 

[SmokingFap]

Because folks can get the wrong idea if you say you want to play the "ball game" while you're holding a stick.

Why haven't we ever found any Bigfoot bones?

 

[eric_erosfan]

When the Bigfoot bones, he bones in private.

Why does the postman always ring twice?

Because he was not erect enough the first try putting on the cock ring.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[MargotPayge]

Why is Mona Lisa Smiling?

She was sitting on il suo signore's face.

Who was the best Rennaisance master?