Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[dirk2024]

(I'm almost too afraid to ask...) Who's not in Kansas anymore?

Dorothy is no longer in Kansas. She's in Vegas, a high end escort servicing the various wealthy men and women who travel to Sin City and sample her services.





What is the best way to cook a rack of ribs?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Dorothy is no longer in Kansas. She's in Vegas, a high end escort servicing the various wealthy men and women who travel to Sin City and sample her services.





What is the best way to cook a rack of ribs?

I've always found a good olive oil rub with a hint of eucalyptus gets a good rack nice and hot. Make sure you rub firmly from the ribs to the nipples for best results.

What do my French friends mean when they talk about Barbie queue?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

I've always found a good olive oil rub with a hint of eucalyptus gets a good rack nice and hot. Make sure you rub firmly from the ribs to the nipples for best results.

What do my French friends mean when they talk about Barbie queue?

You gotta love the French, they can make anything sound classy. And they're polite too, the gentlemen will actually form orderly lines instead of throwing elbows trying to be next.
Nah, in the hood we called it running a train on miss Barbie. Some folks know it as a gangbang. And in Japan I believe it's called bukake. Bukake is something else!

Why are French breads so darn long?

 

[lily_wall_]

You gotta love the French, they can make anything sound classy. And they're polite too, the gentlemen will actually form orderly lines instead of throwing elbows trying to be next.
Nah, in the hood we called it running a train on miss Barbie. Some folks know it as a gangbang. And in Japan I believe it's called bukake. Bukake is something else!

Why are French breads so darn long?

so that french people don't have to spend extra on dildos. Its economical

how did hotdog get its name?

 

[spiralholly]

Y'see, when you slide a cock between those two plush cheeks and then press them together, it looks just like a... oh, you meant the original thing.

Do woodchucks actually chuck wood?

 

[Trubbycat]

Y'see, when you slide a cock between those two plush cheeks and then press them together, it looks just like a... oh, you meant the original thing.

Do woodchucks actually chuck wood?

They do, and leave cum all over the back yard.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[teaching_alice]

Because no one has made it cum yet.

Do whales sleep?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Because no one has made it cum yet.

Do whales sleep?

And snore… if you fuck them hard enough to wear them out.

Are dolphins smarter than dogs?

 

[Solsurfer]

Absolutely. They know more positions than just doggie stlye.

Is it safe to ride in the back of a pick up truck?

 

[MargotPayge]

Is it safe to ride in the back of a pick up truck?

Only if you are completely nude. This is called "bareback."

Why are French fries better in Crisco?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Only if you are completely nude. This is called "bareback."

Why are French fries better in Crisco?

I mean, I knew Crisco was always into food play (carrots, hotdogs and of course cucumbers). But French fries? They'd have to be super crispy to get up in there I'm guessing.

Speaking of crispy, is cabbage really just lazy lettuce?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I mean, I knew Crisco was always into food play (carrots, hotdogs and of course cucumbers). But French fries? They'd have to be super crispy to get up in there I'm guessing.

Speaking of crispy, is cabbage really just lazy lettuce?

Not lazy at all; just exhausted. When Letitia gets fucked too much, her pussy gets all wrinkled and mushy and when she gets hot again she has a bad aroma. That's when they call her cabbage.

Why are many girls named after flowers?