Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Tio_Narratore]

Naughty boi, menage-a-trois

Will you take Mumma for a ride?

But of course, but it's going to be quite bumpy and bouncy; she'll have to keep a tight grip on my pommel.

What's the difference between an English saddle and a Western saddle?

 

[NEOhio1972]

But of course, but it's going to be quite bumpy and bouncy; she'll have to keep a tight grip on my pommel.

What's the difference between an English saddle and a Western saddle?

English saddle you keep your pinky raised.......western saddle your pinky is busy somewhere else......

What's the difference between an English breakfast and a western omlet?

 

[zysmith]

An English b'fast has a nice thick sausage

What is the airspeed of a laden swallow?

 

[XxXLewdLustLibraryXxX]

Ask a Frenchman if you can borrow his tongue.

How do you pin a butterfly?

By shooting a massive sticky load onto it.

 

[NEOhio1972]

By shooting a massive sticky load onto it.

Ummmm mmm.

Forgot a question?

 

[Actingup]

An English b'fast has a nice thick sausage

What is the airspeed of a laden swallow?

If its wings get coated while it's trying to swallow that sticky load, if will simply fall towards the ground.

What's the best way to catch a frog?

 

[Scarred65]

Frogs love warm and wet places so.....
get your Momma to open her legs.

Can an all meat diet ever be healthy?

 

[Wriggle]

No. It will compact your colon.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

No. It will compact your colon.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Depends on his gag reflex.

What do you feast on for New Years Day?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Depends on his gag reflex.

What do you feast on for New Years Day?

Wow, porn entertainers have weirder and weirder names nowadays. . .

What’s the difference between oral and dental dams?

 

[MargotPayge]

What’s the difference between oral and dental dams?

Ask my beaver.

What color is Winona's Beaver?

 

[Scarred65]

Ask my beaver.

What color is Winona's Beaver?

Red and puffy, so I'm taking her to brown town.

What is the USA national anthem?

 

[fitfidelityfifty64]

Red and puffy, so I'm taking her to brown town.

What is the USA national anthem?

It is a testimony to me watching you through your window "by the dawn's early light" and the rest describes my cock.

Who's afraid of Virginia Wolfe?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It is a testimony to me watching you through your window "by the dawn's early light" and the rest describes my cock.

Who's afraid of Virginia Wolfe?

Not me. She always cums to my lighthouse.

What is an unmanned lighthouse?

 

[WCSGarland]

Not me. She always cums to my lighthouse.

What is an unmanned lighthouse?

A lit erection warning of rocks.

Do you like your whiskey neat, or on the rocks?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I mostly like it when she gets her rocks off.

Is a snifter appropriate for Brandy?

 

[Scarred65]

It was when I sniffed her ass.

Who is the most likeable celebrity?

 

[Actingup]

It was when I sniffed her ass.

Who is the most likeable celebrity?

Look, to be honest, I find it depends if they've washed recently.
Edit: oh, sorry, I read this as lickable...

What's your favourite breed of dog?

 

[WCSGarland]

Look, to be honest, I find it depends if they've washed recently.
Edit: oh, sorry, I read this as lickable...

What's your favourite breed of dog?

Why yes, my favorite position for breeding my wife is doggy-style.

Which way do you prefer your left-over pizza, cold or hot?

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Why yes, my favorite position for breeding my wife is doggy-style.

Which way do you prefer your left-over pizza, cold or hot?

I like my pizza like I like my sex… hot and with added spice!

Where’s a great place to travel to?

 

[SoCalAshley]

I like my pizza like I like my sex… hot and with added spice!

Where’s a great place to travel to?

The passages of my love tunnel

Shower or bath?

 

[MargotPayge]

The passages of my love tunnel

Shower or bath?

Either one gets me wet.

What is your favorite work by Stravinsky?

 

[Actingup]

Either one gets me wet.

What is your favorite work by Stravinsky?

The Rake's Progress, clearly.

Do you like raked gravel in gardens?

 

[MargotPayge]

The Rake's Progress, clearly.

Do you like raked gravel in gardens?

I shave my fragrant "Garden," never rake it!

How did they breed Sphinx cats to be hairless?

 

[WCSGarland]

I shave my fragrant "Garden," never rake it!

How did they breed Sphinx cats to be hairless?

Shaved pussies are quite popular, but personally I prefer one with a bit of fur.

What are the other popular spots in Egypt?