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[Kuntmode]

A bunch of _____ were walking down the road when a ____ decided too _____ them. In their shock, they went and ___ a Mexican. The mexican was ____ and made sure he had his trusty ____ with him. In their surprise, they made sure they ____ everything that moved.

Meanwhile, a _____ person pulled out a pack of condoms and said, "_________________________".

The bunch of _____ were delighted and decided to make sure they had their ____ and their _____ with them.

 

[HeavyStick]

smurf.... for all the blanks use smurf.

 

[His_kitty]

A bunch of dudes were walking down the road when a dog decided too chase them. In their shock, they went and found a Mexican. The mexican was kind and made sure he had his trusty watergun with him. In their surprise, they made sure they sprayed everything that moved.

Meanwhile, a hornyperson pulled out a pack of condoms and said, "I'm sad, pathetic, but ready and willing".

The bunch of dudes were delighted and decided to make sure they had their waterguns and their refill of waterwith them.

 

[Mistress]

smurf.... for all the blanks use smurf.

OMg that just brought back some memories....


Hanging out at denny's at like 3 or 4 am with a ex boyfriend and his friends and using smurf in place of all the 80 songs we could think of. Gods, those were the nights!

 

[Kuntmode]

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A bunch of smurf were walking down the road when a smurf decided too smurf them. In their shock, they went and smurf a Mexican. The mexican was smurf and made sure he had his trusty smurf with him. In their surprise, they made sure they smurf everything that moved.

Meanwhile, a smurf person pulled out a pack of condoms and said, " smurf".

The bunch of smurf were delighted and decided to make sure they had their smurf and their smurf with them.

What's it like looking like a total fucking git?

Hope someone finds a heavy stick soon and knocks some sense into your space cadet head.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Originally posted by HeavyStick
smurf.... for all the blanks use smurf.

Touche-