Figging - except with Garlic

[radepor]

I'm in heaven.

I was surfing around the ether when I stumbled upon a young woman, married by the way, who along with her husband likes to stuff things in her vagina -- and leave them there for as long as an entire workday. Objects such as 7 or 8 golf balls, a pool ball etc.

Stalking through the house looking for likely objects to stuff down my urethra and not finding any, I finally spied my treasured garlic stash. I decided to insert a small clove in my urethra. I crushed a large clove and used the juice to lubricate the head of my dick and the small clove and stuffed it in -- darn, didn't do much.

So, I removed it and inserted one of the larger, lengthy pieces of the large clove I'd crushed - EUREKA!

I'm currently enjoying a slow burn in the head of my dick as I type. The burn is perfectly pleasurable without burning the skin off my organ (e.g. cinnamon oil). Despite being deeply buried in my dick, the garlic aroma is wafting pleasantly upward.

(I may (or may not) be able to look at my favorite Italian food in the same way)

 

[FurryFury]

Except while eating food I find the odor of garlic to be pretty unpleasant (I actually think kitchens should return to being separate from homes so you don't have to smell lingering cooking odors) but good for you. Glad you had a good time.

 

[Cattypuss]

my treasured garlic stash

is garlic.. um.. illegal or very expensive or something where you are?

 

[SirLeo]

Except while eating food I find the odor of garlic to be pretty unpleasant (I actually think kitchens should return to being separate from homes so you don't have to smell lingering cooking odors) but good for you. Glad you had a good time.

I like the idea of kitchens being seperate. While we're vegetarians and don't have to suffer from fish smells, still sometimes onion and garlic linger in the air. But we've all had the experience of walking into someone's home (our own or another's) and getting overwhlemed by pungent food smells; it sure can be unpleasant. On the other hand, there is nothing quite like the pleasant smell of bread baking, or brownies. So it would be an intersting trade, maybe just having the kitchen is a separate room with a door. In our case it doesn't matter, we're in our home for good and the kitchen and dining area are all part of an open great space.

Talk about a thread hijack!

 

[FurryFury]

Of course the main purpose kitchens were separate had to do with fires so that's another good reason.

LOL

Makes me think of when I first started playing the Sims. They would try to cook and what would happen? HOUSE FIRE!

 

[Kristaok]

urm... I wouldn't do that...

 

[mistressmaxine]

I like the idea of kitchens being seperate. While we're vegetarians and don't have to suffer from fish smells, still sometimes onion and garlic linger in the air. But we've all had the experience of walking into someone's home (our own or another's) and getting overwhlemed by pungent food smells; it sure can be unpleasant. On the other hand, there is nothing quite like the pleasant smell of bread baking, or brownies. So it would be an intersting trade, maybe just having the kitchen is a separate room with a door. In our case it doesn't matter, we're in our home for good and the kitchen and dining area are all part of an open great space.

Talk about a thread hijack!

To continue the hijack.....I know someone who has a double garage and one of them is used for cooking to kep the smells out of the house....I think it's great idea!!

 

[FurryFury]

I agree!

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

Of course the main purpose kitchens were separate had to do with fires so that's another good reason.

LOL

Makes me think of when I first started playing the Sims. They would try to cook and what would happen? HOUSE FIRE!

That happened w/my first ever Sim. Made this BEAUTIFUL house (at least I thought so). And it gets almost burned down because the fire department didn't get there in time. (I didn't have a fire alarm.) And the Sim died on me. Fun game. Silly me.

How about horseradish? JK!

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Oh. My.

Um....

 

[radepor]

Ok, give it back

You stole my thread, return it and no questions will be asked.

On the other hand, figging (garlic{ing}) and baking bread/brownies aren't mutually exclusive, are they?

I like the idea of kitchens being seperate. While we're vegetarians and don't have to suffer from fish smells, still sometimes onion and garlic linger in the air. But we've all had the experience of walking into someone's home (our own or another's) and getting overwhlemed by pungent food smells; it sure can be unpleasant. On the other hand, there is nothing quite like the pleasant smell of bread baking, or brownies. So it would be an intersting trade, maybe just having the kitchen is a separate room with a door. In our case it doesn't matter, we're in our home for good and the kitchen and dining area are all part of an open great space.

Talk about a thread hijack!

 

[LilTexanGal]

seeing that this gets you off.....try ginger root, cinammon oil, and/or peppermint oil.

 

[radepor]

Oh! Peppermint oil

Hadn't tried that one. Thanks.

seeing that this gets you off.....try ginger root, cinammon oil, and/or peppermint oil.

 

[Firebrain]

I hear thrush is a burning sensation. Could you try that next?