fevers

[dolf]

last week i had a fever, for the first time in forever.
i'd completely forgotten the feeling.
like your head is trapped inside a bubble.
and your brain cells are swimming in syrup.
everything outside your head looks and sounds strange.
the world is distorted.
everything inside you head is slow, sticky, clogged up.

coming out the other side is surreal.
memories are like an untuned tv station.
you can't quite make out what really went on.

people spend a fortune on drugs to recreate this!

 

[kbate]

The best part is that every minute your fever was over 102F, you killed about ten million brain cells.

The better part is that you won't notice them being gone.

Glad you're not, like dead or something.

 

[mark197205]

last week i had a fever, for the first time in forever.
i'd completely forgotten the feeling.
like your head is trapped inside a bubble.
and your brain cells are swimming in syrup.
everything outside your head looks and sounds strange.
the world is distorted.
everything inside you head is slow, sticky, clogged up.

coming out the other side is surreal.
memories are like an untuned tv station.
you can't quite make out what really went on.

people spend a fortune on drugs to recreate this!

That is exactly how I feel right now, am not enjoying it at all.

 

[Wings]

That sounds horrible.

I'm glad you've come out the other side. Yikes.

 

[dolf]

The best part is that every minute your fever was over 102F, you killed about ten million brain cells.

The better part is that you won't notice them being gone.

Glad you're not, like dead or something.

you must have had a lot of fevers!

 

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[dolf]

That is exactly how I feel right now, am not enjoying it at all.

you have teh plague? or you just spent a fortune on drugs?

That sounds horrible.

I'm glad you've come out the other side. Yikes.

it was horrible!
remind me not to bother getting sick again.

 

[kbate]

you must have had a lot of fevers!

one or two.

obviously your bitch cells survived the fever.

:emoticon:

 

[mark197205]

you have teh plague? or you just spent a fortune on drugs?

it was horrible!
remind me not to bother getting sick again.

It's teh plague, I haz it.

 

[dolf]

It's teh plague, I haz it.

do you have pustulating bubons?

 

[mark197205]

do you have pustulating bubons?

Not yet..

 

[butters]

do you have pustulating bubons?

you say the nicest things

glad you're getting better. i think this thing has hit most people and it sucketh majorly.

mark, get well soon, gorgeous man. e-

 

[MatthewVett]

I once had a fever, and every time I closed my eyes, I thought I was 800s England. Like, the entire country. It was strange...

 

[lovetoread]

I am running a fever now.

It sucks monkey balls.

 

[butters]

I am running a fever now.

It sucks monkey balls.

so many of you all sickly - oh noes! :endoftheworldscenario:

get well soon, little thing

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I had a bout with teh flu last month, complete with fever. It was only the second fever I've had in the last 30 years or so, and I hated it immensely.


No plague symptoms, but there were a few consumption-like symptoms.

 

[dolf]

I am running a fever now.

It sucks monkey balls.

poor you

...you get more sympathy than mark because you're prettier and i'm shallow.

 

[butters]

you all need curry
it's good for you

 

[Byron In Exile]

you say the nicest things

It was a popular pick-up line in the middle ages.

 

[butters]

It was a popular pick-up line in the middle ages.

she wears it well

and hello!

 

[Byron In Exile]

you all need curry
it's good for you

Morning!

And not curry: Habeneros.

You'll forget you ever had a fever.

 

[dolf]

norovirus is a fever accompanied by gastroenteritis.

spicy food? not such a good idea.

i ate a peppermint oil capsule to try to ease the cramping.
it tingled my bumhole like i was pooping toothpaste.

 

[butters]

norovirus is a fever accompanied by gastroenteritis.

spicy food? not such a good idea.

i ate a peppermint oil capsule to try to ease the cramping.
it tingled my bumhole like i was pooping toothpaste.

a temperature tends to put one off eating anyway. i was being flippant.

just about everyone i know personally and many more besides have had nv this year, one after the other. it got me after i thought myself well clear of it.

i am now imagining someone rolling you up from the toes . . . and brown (eww) toothpaste

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

last week i had a fever, for the first time in forever.
i'd completely forgotten the feeling.
like your head is trapped inside a bubble.
and your brain cells are swimming in syrup.
everything outside your head looks and sounds strange.
the world is distorted.
everything inside you head is slow, sticky, clogged up.

coming out the other side is surreal.
memories are like an untuned tv station.
you can't quite make out what really went on.

people spend a fortune on drugs to recreate this!

When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like
Two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain
You would not understand
This is not how I am

I... Have become comfortably numb

 

[butters]

i've come over all pink....