Female Ejaculation: Pee Or No?

I'll probably lose my Testosterone badge for this one, but both of my Ladies squirt, gush, flow, whatever. One of them does ejacualate. It isn't pee; I've had demonstrations of both all three. (pee and FE and the gushing thing.)
 
Proof of Pee?

(Actually, I just wanted to post a gratuitious watersports picture)
 
shy slave said:
Bandit!!!

FFS what are you doing playing on his side of the bed!!

Unless he has tied you down ( and even then aim for the middle of the bed), you simply have to keep a check on the progress around the bed and make sure you wriggle, squirm, and move in the direction of his side before any wet patches occur.

It helps if you throw your head back and make some 'When Harry met Sally' type noises, so he is not suspicious as to where your planning to end his session.

Once its over, make sure that you don't realise he is in the wet patch before you fall asleep, so exhausted from the wonderful time he has given you

EASY :D

Edit to add: Dom/mes don't actually visit this thread, do they??

MASTERS DO read this thread & my sub reports things to me anyway so are you planning to get her already bruised butt even more bruised?? Or completely bruised?? And she already makes plenty of noise when I'm making her squirt :D
 
Master proved to me the other night that what I produce is absolutely not pee.

He made me squirt ("primed the pump" if you will!) and then told me to make myself squirt all over my hand and taste it. It was odourless, had practically no taste and seemed to have a slightly slippery texture. FYI I'd been to the toilet a few minutes before.

When we finally made our way to bed, I again went to the toilet and Master told me to pee on my fingers and taste it, which being a good ;) subbie I did. Ick.....it didn't taste very nice at all and was definitely nothing like what I'd produced before.
 
Marquis said:
I was there, she pissed all over herself.

No, not that time Marquis. Must we bring up embarrassing stories :eek: . The time I squirted wasn't with you.
 
Pelagie said:
No, not that time Marquis. Must we bring up embarrassing stories :eek: . The time I squirted wasn't with you.


Well then I don't believe it! Pee I say! :D
 
Gil_T2 said:
MASTERS DO read this thread & my sub reports things to me anyway so are you planning to get her already bruised butt even more bruised?? Or completely bruised?? And she already makes plenty of noise when I'm making her squirt :D

Dear MasterGil
Of course I would never want Bandit to have a more bruised butt unless she wanted that, I was just helping you both to experience equally the joys of sleeping in the wet patch.

After all a Dom like you would, I am sure, want to ensure that you have knowledge and experience of she goes through for you.
And that includes the unique experience of 'the wet patch.'

How terrible of me to think you would not read this thread and respond to my innocent and helpful suggestions.

I hope it makes your day to know that Andante viewed my support to Bandit in the same way as you did. I he plans to 'talk' to me about manipulation of a scene and afterwards when we next meet.
He has not been explicit but I believe he will ensure some of that 'talking' made by the swish of a crop just before it lands.

I was really am just a poor, misunderstood, innocent subbie trying to be helpful.....honest


:cattail:
 
jasonlf said:
Hah. Brave woman. Rolling your eyes at one of RR's proclamation.

Maybe he'll let me issue the punishments to ye!

Rosco never even notices my sassy ways. I pretty much fly under his radar.

So, no punishment for this sassy lass!! :cathappy:
 
Esclava said:
No, sweet Cait! You didn't miss the vote - the sovereign dictatorship of RR has spoken, but that doesn't make it applicable to the rest of us. :rolleyes:

I'm just hanging out to see what other insanity evolves. Of course, you know my vote ... I have WAAAAAAAYYYYYY too many witnesses to it who will tell you it is NOT pee. :cool:

Esclava :rose:

Oh, it's so good to see [read] you again!!! I've quite missed you!
 
shy slave said:
Dear MasterGil
Of course I would never want Bandit to have a more bruised butt unless she wanted that, I was just helping you both to experience equally the joys of sleeping in the wet patch.

After all a Dom like you would, I am sure, want to ensure that you have knowledge and experience of she goes through for you.
And that includes the unique experience of 'the wet patch.'

How terrible of me to think you would not read this thread and respond to my innocent and helpful suggestions.

I hope it makes your day to know that Andante viewed my support to Bandit in the same way as you did. I he plans to 'talk' to me about manipulation of a scene and afterwards when we next meet.
He has not been explicit but I believe he will ensure some of that 'talking' made by the swish of a crop just before it lands.

I was really am just a poor, misunderstood, innocent subbie trying to be helpful.....honest


:cattail:

Shy, Master has indeed slept in the wet patch a couple of times - when I've been on top and He's smacked my butt and I've squirted all over Him ;) :D Luckily we have quick drying sheets!! :cool:
 
Bandit58 said:
Shy, Master has indeed slept in the wet patch a couple of times - when I've been on top and He's smacked my butt and I've squirted all over Him ;) :D Luckily we have quick drying sheets!! :cool:

Normally dried by body heat :rolleyes:
 
TaintedB said:
Proof of Pee?

(Actually, I just wanted to post a gratuitious watersports picture)

that woman looks like she's got a clit growing out of her butthole :eek:
 
sigsauerprinces said:
that woman looks like she's got a clit growing out of her butthole :eek:

LOL...i am glad i was not the only one that noticed more than the pee in this picture. my thought was, "wow she has a massive case of hemmoroids!"
 
Masters_aphrodite said:
LOL...i am glad i was not the only one that noticed more than the pee in this picture. my thought was, "wow she has a massive case of hemmoroids!"

LOL!

I couldn't figure out what it was and I was too polite to ask. *smiles sweetly* (I knew someone probably would though.) Frankly when things start to look like surgery is being or should be performed it stops being "hot" looking to me.

Fury :rose:
 
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Masters_aphrodite said:
LOL...i am glad i was not the only one that noticed more than the pee in this picture. my thought was, "wow she has a massive case of hemmoroids!"

Uh...yeah. For me, that picture is a cold shower disguised as a jpeg. Ick. Just ick.

She doesn't need a sub, she needs a doctor. Pronto.

Just . . . ick.
 
You guys are waaay too sqeamish. I didn't even notice the bumpy butt--guess I've just see a whole lot of that in porn. ;) But think of how humiliating it would be for a submissive to be forced to lick someone's 'roids, lol. :D

Well...I like the idea. ;)
 
TaintedB said:
You guys are waaay too sqeamish. I didn't even notice the bumpy butt--guess I've just see a whole lot of that in porn. ;) But think of how humiliating it would be for a submissive to be forced to lick someone's 'roids, lol. :D

Well...I like the idea. ;)

LOL....what a sadist you are!!! Oh yes for me that would be very humiliting, indeed.
 
Masters_aphrodite said:
LOL....what a sadist you are!!! Oh yes for me that would be very humiliting, indeed.

Moi? A sadist? Ok... I'll take any compliment I can get! ;) (If anybody is a sadist here, though, it's Rosco for stirring up this anthill of controversy every single time it starts to peacefully die a natural death.)

Nice sig. :) I bumped into Guy Baldwin once. Stonewall, 30th, bad apple. He and some friend of his had been beating each other raw and they were all nice and sweaty. They took the taxi we got out of but then later popped back up at the same party they'd left. I was wearing a high-collared white lace body suit and a short flippy black miniskirt over it that kept blowing up in that damn New York City wind. He complimented the lady on the other end of my leash so enthusiastically about her "acquisition," that I nearly melted through the floor with embarassment. And he didn't even know who I was, so I think the sentiments might even have been genuine. :) Isn't he supposed to be gay though?
 
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Caitlynne said:
Oh, it's so good to see [read] you again!!! I've quite missed you!

:cathappy: - My sincerest thanks for your warm welcome - I too have missed many on these boards. Unfortunately, I still do more lurking than posting ... :(

Perhaps that will change soon ... or I'll come up with a thread topic ... :eek:

Esclava :rose:
 
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