Female? 2 arms, 2 legs? No major defomities? If that's you...

[MADDOG]

No, Seriously...

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

How about.....Yes Female
Yes 2 Legs
Yes 2 arms

Bonnie

 

[Naked Hunny]

Are we desperate?

Bonnie you are answering every thread!!!!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

No only two. heh so are you! I only chose the two interesting ones.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Do the eyes ears and nose have to be in a biologically convenient order as well?

 

[Guest]

my you have high standards, little dawgie!

You're just lucky I meet all your stringent criteria! haha

 

[Never]

Define.. 'Major Deformity.'
That's so ambiguous.

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*Wonders if a hump back counts*

 

[Siren]

hey tough list to meet

 

[Gil]

MadDog,

What are ya goin' to do with just two arms and two legs?

That's not enough for even a decent game a "poker".

 

[Guest]

Running after Gil....

C'mere Gilly Boy! Let me show you what these two arms and two legs can do!

 

[MADDOG]

OK, by "major" deformity, What I guess I mean is that I prefer my women to have faces recognisable as human. So yes, the eyes, ears and nose should be in the general human positions, although I'm not really concered about their size or shape. I'll still be happy to give a relationship a try with someone who has Gonzo's nose, Dumbos Ears, and an Albino's Eyes.

I'm mostly talking faces. Webbed feet aren't so bad. Neither are fingers and toes that number more or less than 10. But Hairy armpits are a real turn off. Yeck!

Breathing's a plus, but it can be assited by a resperator...however I do require them to be legally alive -Or to have signed a written consent form allowing me to be with them if they pass away. Can never be too carefull....

So like I said, anyone out there who fits this description? )

MADDOG

 

[Expertise]

So basicaly as long as they have the same number of chromosomes as you do and have heart/lung functionality... well at least your more picky than Flagg.

 

[MADDOG]

No Chromosomes aren's so important. I never ruled out Downs Syndrome did I?

MADDOG

 

[Expertise]

You are STILL more picky then Flagg.

 

[MADDOG]

Flagg is a sick man.

 

[Jade]

Do they have to have teeth and hair and fingernails?

 

[MADDOG]

Or should that be Sick Woman? Perhaps that explains why (s)he's not so picky? (s)he's got twice as much to choose from. )

MADDOG

I love you Flagg Dude!

 

[MADDOG]

Do they have to have teeth and hair and fingernails?

Hair (Singular), tooth, and fingernail will do just fine.

 

[Siren]

SO GLAD YOU ARE NOT PICKY

 

[MADDOG]

Re: SO GLAD YOU ARE NOT PICKY

But Maddog honey...we have a personals section for just this kind of requesting....

I am sure the guardian-nurse-conservator, for your dream gal will be posting an answer very soon.....

Now let me ask you....if she is on a respirator, how will you give her that patented MADDOG passion kiss???

Well Siren Honey, you can't have everything.