feeling playful?

[MattWolf]

Boy seeks girl for virtual filth.
Man seeks woman for interactive erotica.
Gentleman seeks lady for imaginative sexual word games.

Personal ad seeks a unique edge in the chaos of clamouring voices.

I'm looking for somebody who knows that play is serious, that words are fun, that innuendos are best used fresh and sharp and that metaphors can be happily mixed.

I'm looking for a woman who is smart, sassy, sexy and knows the benefit of a good arse.

Drop me a line to say hello.

 

[Thevirginwriter]

I think I know you...

Boy seeks girl for virtual filth.
Man seeks woman for interactive erotica.
Gentleman seeks lady for imaginative sexual word games.

Personal ad seeks a unique edge in the chaos of clamouring voices.

I'm looking for somebody who knows that play is serious, that words are fun, that innuendos are best used fresh and sharp and that metaphors can be happily mixed.

I'm looking for a woman who is smart, sassy, sexy and knows the benefit of a good arse.

Drop me a line to say hello.

hello. Not looking for a playful chat. But you write, right? I believe I've read your stories. They must've been good otherwise I wouldn't remember your name either.

 

[MattWolf]

hello. Not looking for a playful chat. But you write, right? I believe I've read your stories. They must've been good otherwise I wouldn't remember your name either.

I have written stories, although they're not up on lit anyway. Maybe you imagined them in your dreams...

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Could be

I have written stories, although they're not up on lit anyway. Maybe you imagined them in your dreams...

I do have wild dreams! What are the odds, huh? Adios amigo!

 

[MattWolf]

I do have wild dreams! What are the odds, huh? Adios amigo!

Well, that was slightly odd, but yes, adios.

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Old habits die hard

Well, that was slightly odd, but yes, adios.

odd is my middle name!

 

[Scheherazade73]

Boy seeks girl for virtual filth.
Man seeks woman for interactive erotica.
Gentleman seeks lady for imaginative sexual word games.

Personal ad seeks a unique edge in the chaos of clamouring voices.

I'm looking for somebody who knows that play is serious, that words are fun, that innuendos are best used fresh and sharp and that metaphors can be happily mixed.

I'm looking for a woman who is smart, sassy, sexy and knows the benefit of a good arse.

Drop me a line to say hello.

I love that you added "knows the benefit of a good arse"...

 

[MattWolf]

I love that you added "knows the benefit of a good arse"...

I've been told it is a very lovely arse.

 

[MattWolf]

a shamelsss self promotional bump

 

[MattWolf]

anybody feeing playful on Saturday night?

 

[Kumquat23]

No, feeling underdone and overlooked. But always hopeful about reversing the situation.

Do you ever read the London Review of Books?

 

[MattWolf]

an early morning bulge... I mean bump...

 

[MattWolf]

an early morning bulge... I mean bump...

I'm feeling all attention seeking again.

 

[MattWolf]

morning, evening, noon... delete as appropriate... let me know what you are in the mood for....