Favourites?

[CharleyH]

I never eat chocolate, but like black russians, get a massage any time I want one, but what kind depends on who's doing it My favorite position is variety, I don't have pets, except a mouse who I do keep in cheese, better to have a mouse than cockroaches, and since black is a non-colour I will go with blue, but not on a Jaguar or Mercedes, and lastly hair style depends on which hair you are talking about

I can be a bit rough, but I'd never shoot you unless I had a functioning dildo

 

[Lou Nuttick]

Ha! Gotcha!
-- if only...

No, not *those* favourites, these...

Choccy bar?
-- Valrhona le Noir Amer

Drink?
-- Capuccino

Massage?
-- Yes

Position?
-- One in which I can watch her face as she comes

Car?
-- Triumph TR-3a, when the weather is right

Pet?
-- Penthouse

Um...
...hmm

Colour!?
-- Depends

Hairstyle?
-- Long and silky

Lou

P.S. Wanna shoot me?
-- I think you left out a preposition

Lou2

p.s. Love the AV, you look sultry and mysterious

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Favourites?

Lou2

p.s. Love the AV, you look sultry and mysterious

Hi again to you Lou!

Thanks.

There have been some excellent replies to this very silly thread I started up last night, whilst under the influence of milk.

I have just one more thing to say to you all:

You are ALL crazy, seek help immediately!!!



Lou

 

[upfront]

sod it, may as well ...

Ha! Gotcha!

No, not *those* favourites, these...

Choccy bar? Lindt ("Extra Fine" 70% cocoa)

Drink? wine; red or white, depending on my mood and the weather

Massage? please leave me one

Position? centre forward

Car? lambourghini diablo

Pet? died many years ago

Um...

Colour!? i'm white

Hairstyle? it has a name? ... i guess recalcitrant, unruly, windswept

Lou

P.S. Wanna shoot me?

mmmmmmmmm if only

 

[Guest]

I like that type of answer to my final question.

Lou

 

[raphy]

Choccy bar?
Galaxy

Drink?
Coke - It's the real thing

Massage?
Yes, please.

Position?
Your choice, darling

Car?
No, truck.

Pet?
No, fur-coated terrorist with the destructo-tail of DOOOM.

Um...
Yes?

Colour!?
Gray.

Hairstyle?
Long

Lou
Raph

P.S. Wanna shoot me?
Yeah, bend over darlin', I'll give ya a shot

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Favourites?

Choccy bar?
Galaxy

Drink?
Coke - It's the real thing

Massage?
Yes, please.

Position?
Your choice, darling

Car?
No, truck.

Pet?
No, fur-coated terrorist with the destructo-tail of DOOOM.

Um...
Yes?

Colour!?
Gray.

Hairstyle?
Long

Lou
Raph

P.S. Wanna shoot me?
Yeah, bend over darlin', I'll give ya a shot

Phewie, that was good!

Thanks, hon, needed that.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Ha! Gotcha!

No, not *those* favourites, these...

Choccy bar? Large Chunky Kit-Kat

Drink? Becks Beer

Massage? Favourite Massage????

Position? Laid back, watching footie, glass of wine, getting blowed!

Car? If I had the choice, something by Lamborghini

Pet? Cat

Colour!? Green

Hairstyle? On women, Long and dark

Lou Yes please, oh, that wasn't a question??

P.S. Wanna shoot me? Yes! With my own special gun, right in the face!!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Favourites?

Lew, as always, you've just made wanna go and do something very naughty to myself. It was your last answer that tipped me over the edge.

I love your answer to the position question, btw, funny you should've said that! HAHAHAHAHA!

You KNOW I can, and will.

Your Katie-Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hmmmm,

You wanna talk about that on the open boards???

 

[Guest]

Um, no, probably best not to.

Thank fuck one of us is sensible.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

ROFFPMSLMAOYSB!!!!!!

 

[upfront]

ROFFPMSLMAOYSB!!!!!!

yer what?

 

[Guest]

ROFFPMSLMAOYSB!!!!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

YDBCMSB!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Y IDCYSB!!!

 

[Guest]

IKVWWYCM

JMSYCMTOP6

HA!

 

[pussy chaser]

bloody hell there at it again!!

 

[upfront]

bloody hell there at it again!!

I'm learning a lot - I'm gonna use this technique pulling random birds in pm. I'm sure they'll be charmed.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yep!

Fucking lol!

 

[Guest]

Oh, if only...........................



Lou

 

[Guest]

I'm learning a lot - I'm gonna use this technique pulling random birds in pm. I'm sure they'll be charmed.

LOL!

But, to Lew, I am no random bird.

Nothing random about any of this.

Lou

 

[upfront]

LOL!

But, to Lew, I am no random bird.

Nothing random about any of this.

Lou [/QUOTE

lol, no, it was a joke ... not implying this was in any way random; i'm not *that* simple!

 

[Guest]

lol, no, it was a joke ... not implying this was in any way random; i'm not *that* simple!

Hehehe!

Yeah, quite! I don't think anyone is.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yah, bollocks to all this beating around the bush, let's fuck!

 

[Guest]

Now yer talking!

YES!!!!