Favorite Quotes

[PacificBlue]

Do you have one?

 

[lobito]

"Well, it looks like a penis, only smaller"

 

[ohiobbw]

I have so many favorites it would be too hard to post them all (besides the fact that I can't remember any at the moment! )

 

[Always]

"It can't rain all the time"

 

[GuyJD]

THIS WAS COVERED IN ANOTHER THREAD BEFORE BUT.....

"Tough Times Don't Last, Tough People Do" (Have that one on a t-shirt)

 

[Aussie Worm]

'It's only illegal/cheating when you get caught' - Me.
'You have an attitude problem!' - My old Year 12 English and Geography teachers.

 

[bluntforcemama]

According to my father:

"Same shit, different day."

"Just another chimp on the bus."

 

[tuirin]

All lovers young all lovers must consign to dee and turn to dust.

 

[Lizard_king309]

"I have yet to know my peaks but my vallies I know well." ~ Friederich Nietzsche

 

[OUTSIDER]

I posted this on another thread and it's a personal favourite.


"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope" Freewheelin Franklin Freak Brother

 

[pabloback]

go west young man ......f w woolworth... [stayed on the east coast and made a fortune]

 

[OUTSIDER]

One day in the house of commons......

Lady Astor:- "Mr Churchill you are drunk!!!!"

Winston Churchill:- "And you Lady Astor are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober".

 

[p_p_man]

Another Churhill/Astor classic...

Lady Astor: Mr Prime Minister if you were my husband I would give you poison...

Churchill: Madam if I were your husband I would drink it!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Unknown:- "Mr Churchill these sten gun's are rather cheap and nasty"

Churchill:- "Yes cheap for us to make and nasty for the German's who have to face them"




BTW, if sten guns where still in production today they would cost the grand sum of 37pence each to make.

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash."
Sir Winston Churchill.

 

[registered "^^"]

"I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning"---Patton

 

[*Lazer*]

One of my many favorites......

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. G.B. Shaw

 

[LRC]

"He who made kittens, put snakes in the grass."

Jethro Tull

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
George Carlin

 

[GuyJD]

ONE OF MY FAVORITES...........

Often said by then wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura and worn on a t-shirt by then wrestler/now powerlifter Ken Patera:

WIN IF YOU CAN, LOSE IF YOU MUST. BUT CHEAT AT ALL TIME.

 

[Problem Child]

"Charlie don't surf!"

Lt. Col. Kilgore- Apocalypse Now

 

[OUTSIDER]

"never get off the boat, never get off the boat, NEVER get off the boat"
Apocalypse now.

 

[Sephiroth]

"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is OK as long as people don't say any naughty words!"

-Kyle's mom from the South Park movie-

 

[Mindy2]

"I'm smiling because you are my sister...
.... and laughing because there is nothing you can do about it!"


"I live in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here"

 

[OUTSIDER]

"Show business...............like high school with money"
Ed Feldman, Furniture to go.