Favorite Quotes

Saw this on a T-shirt once

Guns dont kill people
People kill people



My favourite is
In life you can lead or you can follow....
JUST STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
 
Q. " How many times do you wipe your ass after taking a shit ?"

A. "Well after 34 years I've worked it out that you wipe untill there's no more brown on the paper and you stop before you start seeing red on the paper, hope this helps bye."
Outsider.
 
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