Favorite Quotations

[Ramlick]

I thought a thread in which people could share famous quotations by others or short bits of their own might ne fun.

I'll start:

"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered." -Voltaire

 

[Gingersnap]

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro.

Hunter S Thompson

 

[Patryn]

"You think you can send us hatemail and then be treated with civility. No fucking way, asshole" ~ Patryn

 

[MADDOG]

"Screw you guys... I'm going home." - Eric Cartman

 

[CreamyLady]

Take what you want, said God. Take it -- and pay for it.

Spanish proverb.

 

[Ramlick]

Vice President Dan Quayle:

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

 

[Evesdemise]

Here's One--Okay, Two...

"I eat guys like you for breakfast."--Jeffery Dahmer

 

[Ramlick]

Gustave Flaubert:

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

 

[Siren]

ok here is one

 

[Rapheal]

oh yeah! this is right up my alley. how many ya'll want? these are my favorites i think (along with the one i use as my sig):
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. -Jane Austen
English was good enough for Jesus Christ and it's good enough for the children of Texas. -Miriam "Ma" Ferguson (Governor of Texas, 1924)
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. -George Carlin

 

[Ramlick]

Siren: The sound that accompanies an air raid.

 

[Bobtoad777]

my favorite quote:

"Don't piss me off , cause i am running out of placed to bury the bodies." - anonamous

 

[Rosebud]

here is one for our resident asshole
"i thought you looked intelligent, then you opened your mouth and blew that idea all to hell"

 

[Wizard]

Rosey.....which asshole?

 

[Rosebud]

oh wizzie i know that EWE can figure it out...it is probably on the tip of your TONGUE...just LICK your lips and EWE will get it

 

[Wizard]

Oh shit, Oh Dear.............

[Edited by Wizard on 08-27-2000 at 06:42 AM]

 

[Rosebud]

hahaha wizzie you lay me...oops forgot a s there someplace
this is a new one for you wizzie
http://www.pics4fun.com/anigifs/wizard2.gif

 

[Wizard]

I thought you said slay me........HEY COOL!!!!!!! thats me!!!!!!! I look fatter in the pic.....

 

[Naked Hunny]

sorry but my favorite quote isnt from some phylosophicaly writer its from a movie actually!!

"When the people we love are taken from us, the way to have them live on forever is to never stop loving them. Building burn, people die, but true love lasts forever."

 

[Skitten]

Hey wizzie how did Rosie know what you look like. That is just toooo perfect. Nice one Rosie you got him to a tee.
LMFAO

 

[Rosebud]

hey skitten I found you
http://members.tripod.com/~MissHoots/images/kickanim.gif

 

[Naked Hunny]

if thats Skitten i wanna be Wizard!!!

 

[Wizard]

I told you guys I had a magic wand.........

 

[Skitten]

And boy look at what that wand did OHHH!

 

[Rosebud]

hey skittie think wizzie could handle us doing this to him?
http://www.loverscaughtontape.com/usraw/images/2girlsb.jpg